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y most meet to trade horsek burlington Bui lington gaz gazette ette motif why haver have you pursued me a all 11 these years wearily demanded deman dd the princess of the drama 1 I 1 dont know answered the wily miscreant unless it was to give you a chance to wear all your costumes drawing his hl mantle more closely around him ho he nodded to the leader of the tha orchestra detroit tribune v justice 13 bats your naine victim S ii a h just justice I 1 ce what victim S s g h justice officer what is that man charged with officer I 1 comes your lionor honor its soda water brooklyn life lawyer what Is your irros m income witness I 1 hove have no gross grosa income I no income at all no ni glom income I 1 have a net income im in the llan fish business new york IIer alil theris Is no need ned n ed of taking space in the lie pro gramme to specify that IL long time elapses between tho the first at and second at arts observed tile tha actor petulantly dont you sop r that hut in the first act the heroine Is bareheaded while in the second sh she wears her hat and a gloves I 1 I 1 and the ui play playwright wil who had then felicitated felicita ted himsel upon well hl I 1 knowledge or of human nature was daepo ly chagrined chagrIn od detroit tribune Trl buno biggles old called in twin doctors in consultation over hun him tha I 1 day lie died fiegles aber theres es no danger 0 of his tl III ing in bulled alive 11 ve brooklyn lite LIfo 1 I 1 1 I feel rather sad 0 n o lien hen I 1 think of rel DM tuning fusing him never mind dear T r felt the uni same way when I 1 first drat refused your tather athora 1 i I 1 life rat fat lady in the park I 1 am cat colas n r to ride on one ot of the donkeys and r ariy riy 0 o pay for or one for or you it if you like hka to accompany me small a boy Thank co muni mum but id rather sit bit here an laugh pearsons Pear sous weekly shak speare if I 1 had it all to do again id try my hand at comic opera ben johnson dont ret a lit bl bead william you had a great run of 0 luck as it was but you worp A ere never cut out to write topical bongs song puck jones it la is astonishing how many suspicious looking characters they aro are in dallas dallas scull smith i so ao ive seen four this thin morning already before I 1 taw you texas sitter my dear said a 0 rick husband aa he lay jay with his fits ryes eyo closed 1 I 1 thlik my time has come at list ilat I 1 can hour hoar strains of sweetest music that ever mortal ear a little german bond band on th thi 4 street john so he said arousing himself tell ern cm to move on harpers bazar she bhe I 1 wonder what I 1 pter ever married i you tor for anyway he I 1 guess it ws was to get even with your first husband tor for being smart orlou enough gh to dip die indianapolis journal seem sympathizing yin sith izIng p tho the burglars seem to have carried ON oft about ev everything thin of value in the house its too br bad d householder r but it have hava been a 0 great deal worse they wake the baby chicago tribune Ro remember member witness bitne a sharply fx claimed the attorney for the defense you yo are ar on oath thero there aint lie DO danger of my for gettin cettl it replied the suite sullenly lily coull 11 im tolian the truth tor for wh alien en i I 1 could have mado 16 shillings bv alyin on an youl ode ida of tho the come arid and you know it lon dou don tidbits Tit Bits at bagart la gart flat first T rist dhoot eng cengr stein sem more mom thal than usually ric gloomy ionly I 1 wonder if they find in in tho the view of 0 the falls second tourist it roust must be the tha fact tha john bull own both aides of them puck did you ever see a a cold waver well yes yea I 1 ahme hm biow w about the of a 1 fro ron luvis sheat eat 0 on it a cloth s i line linar new marcu mercury ry I 1 do lou believe in second tift ln quiren reatea re etea torn tom not fur ur this part a 0 the th colt country replied derringer tun dan ter wanter shoot the cho buat time yo ye squints oner oer the bar 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