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In the opposition camp the politico-financi- al high god. to whose lightest wnrd all present re-- gponded with halls and hallelujahs, was Bank-er Charles Mitchell. Today, If either of these gentlemen himself into a aatlonal convention of his party, he'd be ar-rested for trespass. Four years ago Mr. Hearst was moving beaven and earth and Jack Garner to noml- - irvinS. Con-nate F. D. Roosevelt, In whom he reposed everlasting faith. Old Guard was ex-plaining And the Republican that when its candidate had promised two cars In every garage he didn't figure that for either car there d be a deputy sheriiT with a writ. All of which proves our anointed leaders are not only courageous but -- naiotont well, let's see what the .vuoaat-vuw-boys will promise us this year in those Actional whimsicalities called plat-forms. e e First American Families. been skirting the sun-bake- d WE'VE of one sizable group of early American families who don't care who's been nominated at Cleveland or who'll be nominated at Philadelphia. No matter which side wins, these folks still will furnish the raw material up-on which blithe amateurs of the In-dian bureau work weird experiments in the name of civilization. Nothing worse can happen to them than already has been wrought by g meddlers and earnest muddlers under this administration or that For instance, trying to make farmers out of Apaches, a task akin to training caged henhawks to Imitate cuckoo clocks. Of course, should their reservations by some miracle prove productive, the white man will crowd them over into a remoter thirst-blaste- d area, where a horned toad would have to go on relief or else starve to death. The vanishing American can't com-plain that we've ever failed to expe-dite his vanishing act for him. Beating the Welkin. TUB poor old welkin certainly took awful beating at Cleveland, didn't It? And Just about the time the new skin forms, they'll rip it all over again at Philadelphia. Language la to a national convention what yelping la to a coon dog trailing. It's a fine personal advertisement for the dog and doesn't ruean anything either way to the coon. The old superstition that the Repub-licans always pick their candidate at 2 a. m. "in a smoke-fille- d room" didn't come true. You'd think the bosses would emerge from the session looking like so many hickory-cure- d hams when you hear people tell of the old times. IH bet the G. O. P. boys kept a win-dow open to clear the air. It miRht also have come In handy for chucking Senator Borah out of. But when the credentials committee sat to hear the contesting delegations from the deep, dark South that's when you'd see what properly might be called a smoke-fllle- d room. Defying the Congress. THREE years ago Bishop Cannon, the Virginia smooth-bore- , invited a senatorial Investigation committee to go Jump off the Washington monument Perhaps they didn't jump off the mon-ument which caused regret to some, but It was the best offer they hud all season. This year Doctor Townsend, who hasn't lost a cent by being the head of the Townsend plan, tells an Investi-gating committee of the house to kiss bis foot They never punished the bishop for contempt although they sputtered like a bunch of damp Here's laying a little elght-to-flv- e they'll never punish the Doc, either. He'll go mer-rily on with the ever-popul- Idea that, If there Isn't a pot of gold at the foot of the rainbow, the government should supply same without any more of this shilly-shallyin- Next to the League of Nations, noth-ing seems to make so much noise and accomplish so little as a defied con-gressunless it is some fellow playing a slide trombone into an empty barrel. IRVIN S. COBB. O WNU Serrtca. I' -.- - - If. F.SHT AWA-y- JR, HOP J 'ffls-o- !jgf fSS NO SIM-tJ0M By 1Y1. FAHNE. ; SWATTER PO-P- If in Trouble Scoot Back COK1B.,ut fHuT 15.ai.iV. MAW. PomV --r,e- . T ) V) And There Were No Knot Holes MESCAL IKE Bt S. L. HUNTLEY . ', I JJn mr ,1 ,LL, 1 v L"" .- - .. -- - V'JZ"Z ''' Til 3 eUT ' DADGUM 2sSL iXJcll --Til ill I I , y&Auj smocks' ? Ptouo us sou WZe im I;! fsuscn BRoce ootoM Ka PlgirSl BA iJSv H :W AMe-7N- DORM X WERE GOWG TO tweI 5RMTyf f WALF WAV AM' BVW . ALREAdWI XTTTlf1 VeME kBAtBAl.L GAME A;' A tltye UJH SOT "WAft CUE ' ' hv s ntly. Tnlt Mark R. U. . Pat. Offica) TINNEY OF THE FORCE t In Training I( g,P5 MrPUWilAR-Sb- WE KOGMT-S- EZ THE WMJ L? SiT Z. C30T MOTMlM'- - I --THEV BROKE? WTo A --rHOLlSHT VJE? xirlHLZ 1 rjEVEPV BoDV Fboft- - MOJEL LIKE V V -- 7 OUSHT To HAVE jL ' JR AT LBAT.,?f r vNE'RE "'S ? ' ! I ' b! ' f ; ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES No Chance of Rest By O. JACOBSSON "'' Tft 19S. by Contt!idate4 New, Features) SOUNDS OF MORNING By gluyas Williams TiME f lb W)UE TAMU.V ESRW ?m'i At!! h 0W W VKfff SOON M W BtfoRf U5N4 ALARM fE ftSTAHCE THE 1rt JRN&LE OF ThE NUK- - CubCKSi hl&M io 60 OfT IN Z"" WS SOMEHOW SH OUT TriE BUTMKAt m POe FROM THE HOUSE A- - (itftf m 1iME Hft5 C0ME - il ZmL CR0.5 THE 5TREET Ik RtWtKV EEELWft W Hi HOl)SiW Our Pet Peeve By m. g.kettner '"PsF ' ! fTVf---f, W K t ) wse-s- - Real Froat "The winter up in Gulch Pass was the coldest of them all," said the prospector. "The thermometer fre-quently registered 50 degrees below sero." "That really was nothing," said the salesman. "Up in the north country where I was making a call one winter, it was so cold in one of the hotels that the bellboys kept their hands In their pockets even after making a call." Well Which Is ItT The film magnate was describing bis latest picture. "My boy," he said, "it's tremen-dous 1 It's magnificent; It's masta-donl- It's mediocre!" Tit l'.its Magazine. Dogs in America Million Years Dogs, or at least animals of the dog family, have been numerous in Amer-ica since the Oligocene period, which ended some 125,000 years ago. Limitations "A statesman is supposed to be familiar with all public questions." "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, "but not necessarily with all the answers." Bitterroot Foreit Large The Bitterroot national forest in Idaho and Montana has the greatest net area of the nation's timber r serves. |