Show Her Kor Calf Chicago i While waiting for a train at a little station tation down in I the country the oth other ta day ay a Chicago man overheard two farmers larme talking as a follows Say Bill Bin did you OU hear near how old Hanks c came it over Pete Harvey last laM week Nan Haw Pete he be up to tu Bill Burl Bills s place and Bill BUI sa says s to him Come back beck In lit the torn barn I want to show bow you JOu a tow cOW an calf I Iv Ive ve got ot far sale gale The cow was loas wasa loasa a fine line lookin crU critter er r and an Pete ast a t how much Hanks wanted fer fee her and the theair tall air After a bit Pete bought them a ni st sart rt home me Next day dar he be became came back beck mad as a hornet w Bill he says ay YOU yoa skinned me on ott that critter Ski She t aint no much cow Ow nd that ain aint t her har cut calf Yes it is says ays Bill BIU BillIt It If it ib Is Ill III eat em era both buth hide hi Je hair nd hoots hoofs says hays Pete The calf talf wont have anything to do with her ber It ain aint t thern hern Well I reckon I 1 oughter know says Bill Its her h r cm tU If all right richt I bought the little cuss myself nd ad give ve veit veit it to cr nd if it aint sint hern whose wt is if it |