Show STORIES WELL TOLD T Blackburn of Kentucky Ken i IK isy tells of ofa a id d old uld t minister in hit ho state i ho I pioneer days who was a consul lc scrapper and of whom u it was said Maid by Divine grace Parson tali whip any man In Kentucky Ii s good old man says the senator rui J 1 muscular power with saving and often said reid that thai he did not net be bethe bethe the Lord intended that any wan man mani wanI In I i 1 be a coward because h ha hac Vt c of the n He was a S id man but it was unsafe to step n 4 and the people both loved wl ared him c C kY fter the th parson had bad toned found it Ii sary iary U to administer punishment 1 young toughs who persisted in si tb the meting at one on 9 te hes lie which he served one ofle of us e noted as betas something for a hard get i up to Is the meeting and andi andt i i t i is the duty ef of this here hc coo con coor r tion to stand by b Parson fl Johnson I I Kies ot seek trouble but he h will sot wot the white when trouble is 1 1 in his way say I beh believe ve that thai unee ier Hi eJ by grase i iv v hip Mp any lean in Kentucky The Lord It Mm lt pray dor Proctor Procter of is foad of Ti 1 sagar and aad be gets che sweets r frt from how home He lie is sot not stingy with r 1 i 3 l divides with his friends in toe Not NotIs ago senator d dige ige Gold GoM was s one ose of the pest st men mene en enI I e bench beeb in my stalO ta c and b be en ena eny y a joke but one cue day y ose of eS his I ors socked cooked hIm bin to Is a turn furs They talking about maise about S 1 n the knew a great dedi The 1 hOT tf j d dge e h hew w many pounds of sugar do hink Hogan Began made mad fro those these en n trees over ever on ble placer ell eli those are powerful likely trees pees S red the Jodie Jue and o n gt to toI I i got not teas that than s C Cb Judge he het Un th b r t b ey ought to hav Mv madd that uth h hI 1 1 et 1 iy t tap rot e out te MB rs he said sald saidi a 1 I i it and t tI I M d I hv by an old soldier Wo WOO h the hou the thed d nig r used by 11 ii i in as a iU U JI i P t boax e id feI A t li Il roe me also I V a laugh at th the p ii ut i it played oa Os oae of 1 mii 1 who i ti t s homo hem It a In n the i II 11 I for fr r rh hal is isi i I h Ii t I i i ih t S iti thc t F oke to ii 1 Lincoln t th thc c t if XU ul fruit Ii fl r asking ching said ii is i iA A Vt a Ii ii h mutt be catt cattI I 0 y ii is most flOat e ini instructed Hl to 1 U i r n 0 of t ti p e and Mr Lincoln i off a f co f th h nut t mon Ha fl m t Li thi ir ho said Now sir eat t fly began 10 make was wa almost I r ill ii L carriage and laughed Wash Tunes la bi a i North Carolina taft lat sum une u mr I read about the queerest announce ne of a 1 evor 1 of said flay of VirginIa Who a l 1 u ii ng the week for fui a short abott settee e was posted oa os i dt d e i f I 1 i situ cobber T Who ni aff affat at wee th mi ty H it l 1 e pr i mils ur r m in tho thoi i tu the high Mountain hotel this Sun iv rp r on in I All w MO not Ix bieve viii Will b damned at 3 1 t dovE hi u unaTie naTie Y fl teen ai One inc f th the h best Ht cloakroom rams aps of the ossion of l st was tod b I f It I 1 r h t i i e fl v nd H in ini i ter rore anti and eternally in lit some KOHM ugly One day Par Parson on an aged Hap Bap Hapu i u vhf I ar d to nc rite ve the i 1 rn i L of br i p i hoy h i i his i i r r arifi ait miJ t i i i tc v vL L i w u up with ropes around their neck raid id the ort minix tr J 1 I h r bo his s I vc tot been c i brought tip in th the fear far of t Ii Ltd I of the th Lord parson i ar oi ot ti thc f nor 1 ir vi f Ih b 0 s j t n he t Liora Loro that thai they y dare net go out our iven on Sundays Sunday without a of or ls They j jarc are arc anti and nothing will save them themI I the r re rever ye ver n Hi I tn I hi i i ti j 11 0 ata HI i How f 4 I i a s I 1 t I I i ito to U 1 U I T j 11 V fr er who sho did his early w that Journal j I II I will nIll ne never r forget tho the cap j taut tain gave me Inc one day wh nh 1 I KI oi J shown up L considerably the wms fur r a three days I odia ii righting expedition I li a ted ii tt ir t his hs d deti n and read MIC t to n t t nt I t in 10 inthis this it w I M ih hai rai v ho hoI v vI I ju piet t want to say to 9 you that this joust t Is run on systematic There Thereto to La a Job for or every nan and every r man mutt tk to his hia Job Bill does the Henry th liy hv r I d do i th tb f r ilir ti s I am m n not t fi tu to tot tut t tl tt t r I r n tac it wu te ei teI to il around town here and api write wilts your stuff I without drinking then you bad hod best throw up your job before requested to todo todo do so soi F i t g an n ity 0 tr t i H r mt ni itai h hul I let Mm go ai i i j h h hA v vA A farewell by Representative Rob inori inon of li was wan this old Dr Dv Richard Johnson f ray my sial t wis Wo in Iti tho th ha hit of t i r i c i his conversation with of Ui rv bring j f in itt ai i sr 1 TV rr y h hut ut o hy t a airi t hf was v riia 1 rI fata tiata t ia aoi i iri rt hc rr had been called to 14 some accounts i it t which were sw t I I tho h 8 ettIe t e em m nt of an stat rt t tn s of lift lit patst wh who Iad died Th The doter doctor a n fl a WI wa rrt oc es esz ibo ta z I lie tn hsc a a f I O c ins uit in bis Icis r f ur t tug to the 1 1 will toOk ov r this r Wi find fin that i Mr Smith was takee sk mil ot roun i In sent tient for or ni rn tf t vi it him ret irot sU i of ourse I did vi i ini at and anI thi is the i r the tho bill for ii the tho cr t u h 1 t U l lice i ri i mercifully about hU hia a no ot t coarse ite n di died d that h he never used it a an When talking to him after that if anyone saM said j of 3 hit fare flush and his jailer anger could be fa ly Va h hington ington Times i l tOt tOtA ur urA A at of veterans were telling stories ato at toe see house last evening and one of the number related one about When his regiment wn we down in iii northern Vir Virginia ginia He lie salt said V r ti i rIght anI h g is isto u to taik spout about w do 40 if U we nail had a tot lot of o On tee said if It hf be had a ni i of f moo hed III for tobacco hed hd get wit out of cd gc c It r aid h i M d buy n a J I f hat had some in I o uw a in ii It Itt tu t wraith r i in it i part U i smoking his ho ard I d ti t tc c rn tj Li 10 to my it Ji j I of oi tile the boys boyt him what he would do io if be he lad had a lo bc of wealth j lVell tell teli phat Td Fd do j Old Oid hits hire a and nd I RO go ROin in 0 York el i i put pt up tip at th iii big bigin c t i in it t ii I t t d rr ti nii k kS t I hive j p o i nii t 1 v vif o 1 if and l to i a Uit ri 1st fee of me And nl thin Wd buy a New York newspaper and Kf go out in the hotel office offis and sit 1 down T ut me mc feet tO on the lIt wind r and i fk k kI I ver cr me paper and say t sli i why n by in itt hoi tho th army dont t move Ti 9 1 ii h at ry rv if f ir h hLa La bi b ih th i titus Uncle Joe is ia an oW old negro on a farm near ri ar Chesapeake City Md a farm faim owned by the family whose slave he was year ago He Is a widower and lately has up to a degree Not long since rn en of the young men of th thi ua iila start eta ri ii for the city when he hr vas v lv i i ii i ici ci i Jo Mis i 1 g I u iri itt i i you ion done gem o n to town You might do doa j jH H a favor faor foil fob me 1 Uncle was the response What Ms It ItI I kil you von might you might Kit git a rear mar rig riis f fh h mt rn ui ae L l lIll Ill get gt the Incle Ill Ret gt j jit it and ard rode rodo off After attending p to his we affairs in ine it lowe he e h mir i ieni r tien eni but wa ao nS 1 L C hd i Mt t ki i eith the e name of Uncle Jots Ii a af fir f i Ft i to recollect that he oe I nelo Joe around the fl fla a gou neal ital of late and that dusky fat and 40 and the best f k ia t th tb county always hud a bl to i ni rv d for th the old man of it must mut bf be Arm Armet vi with th c I Mr 1 orae KaJ b to il i d tin tb i opec to the mM 01 vv i i c k It tt ant ani looked sit t it iti i i h i A c r o torn MJ j J M r he ri rIed when the names was proe ti ed Why it ith h i Lisa Allen down by d dil il i il l r va wa a dilemma Well VeIl said the hit man nian n s null on one thing to do tit doV V i must thud ft gt another license It is Jut JutS S awn awni i M j Ic rh paper folded it t acid enO enOi i it Hi in his big TM I tI done don ask k Mandy to have me in he ne neSUM SUM saul foh I dont think dar dats l 3 twe n dem Ja lies Vh n Governor Joseph K Took of ii T ma na tc Its a story tiry of the thelt lt of if si cc known in lilt his i t think it t th nine cone lawyer 1 en as oW old timer in Montana and has ton IsIS Beta a leading pitt at th the Montana bar but he is in Shied don at times to lingel too long over Ti li vin howl fetal At suh times he h loss ii if f ac HI 1 i h he has rf r M t O f tvr i lo r wb la I i t to have hav not In Lint to tb Me iii PV ih tb c a it lirt rh h vir wr r rih c ih 1 itH ii lp tc U i it tt 1 h of 01 location hazy By accident he task Ac ti street but when he got within a block of ht his home he was unable te to tea f where he was A bright idea came Into his befuddled brain He would inquire at atthe atthe the nearest house He eg the bell and he daughter ef 1 the hose appeared She he knew him nim aw adO when he asked her In as clear tones a abe as ashe be he was Ws capable of to tell where his hume house was she pointed to iLi The goer friend thanked her effusively sad many times In lif to cut short the young woman eat r Dont mention It dont mention Jt t tI I never will if ii you wont was the reply of the lawyer Speaking of testimony given before c senate committees said a New f Y representative recalls recall the shock a magnate got from an unexpected at one of these inquiries Senator H K Burnham of New Hampshire a of the committee is one of the meet mu reticent cent men In Washington but n is 4 gip Uste of Dartmouth college and a of considerable In following the clues of the th sugar inquiry h he considerable to ang the rep taking notes and Sometimes Sometime he be to the press pre tables for fo hours after the sessions were often This fact evidently annoyed one of the sugar auger kings ThIp pompous magnate came up to th the senator not knowing who he was waa a said Look here I suppose youre OiS 00 of those yellow log dog reporters H replied the senator J JY t Y ure worse than the others othera tug hoSe hee and writing lea long after the I f Say who are you for grunted the senator right MI on with hit his notes I asked what you were g gillS illS ii Humph was the only a man ma ii from New turned page and md wrote rapidly See here you 7 yellow went on the que de d you v kuem talking to you Ill find o out t WS your boss and hay have you dismissed at 1 Who da do you The turned around and the millionaire clear ci at in I the eye Im Senator Burn team Hampshire said he calmly and I resent Uncle Sam What about it New York Yuit Times Judge Henderson Henders M H Somerville qS au board of United States ci itts general ers era on rt defend i an au Arkansas Aria charged with robi y The defense le lean an all alibi Whet When th def p stand li it declared that at he ii ot have been at t the scorn a c of if the i w at attim t T time tim it was ChIli b hi ai u It waft w berry c ie and in i was In t lie Sie WOO Hut 1111 li W io do know were in th vi in 91 on Ii I r day daV hs wi a kl 1 Iii lass was ass the sn dat day dt i met it a bar o He lIe s ci do 11 ar sir I I rr r did s a sn cn I run jn q I II till I iii I ime out oil un p 1 Ic lake ik 7 o M l an as I fell feti an wu wui many i A thought you vou fai c i it t was her h r Use tae prosecuting atti cc ey cy Vie o ft it bos ho w en p I m lat Vt bS but he chased m 1 n June January New w Times Perhaps as a t following 4 seem acorn to c vate ate not a 1 g to lii t n cc oal ual said by Iv u t rc I t writer to exist an ng tbS in nil r me e craft says the iii N York YorkA A At a dinner giver given tf sni nu tin Iii go in honor of Hull Hall Caine Thomas was invited to lot rii the I h nov iiO cHat One of 41 the gt sI t tjust Page just before bir th t it toasts t tSI h gar garm aed ed his m in nu it ii r i t ti n i th I h rp ii iiI I that I t Mi Mit i P t a i good Idea salt W Ia must mut do that th t too t Ive C Rot got t I II I aln n t a ti tew 15 0 I a vau h i iI I shY that thit 1 I bar hav r id c I sc ni I Ia a |