Show Thorn t 1 I i Since SI e the days darl of Sheridan and nd tai ial play The he Mrs has hns t been a for the Ignorant Ign misuse e of words Yet how many map people there are reto to today today day In Sh rent life who attempting the use of ot which are to them unfamiliar err as grievously as ns she was tree wont to do A p r l r understanding of ot words constitutes o one ne dif dlf ferente between ln the ignorant man cud and the educated man and gives the latter fan Att immense im mense advantage e The proper understand understanding lug ing in of oC words makes for happiness Intellectually ally rind morally It removes a n tendency t t to took look for trouble and enables a moo man to rise superior to the petty misunderstandings to tv which the Ignorant are arc liable This Tk Is admirably Illustrated ld by br a n well Ill kuewa incident in the life me of Caniel nell n the famous Irish political ti tot The rl e story is lt familiar nut but is welt weH worth repeat repeatIng repeating Ing In this particular connection J There was In Dublin an old apple woman renowned throughout n baut the city for her fio Tio lent lant temper and for fot the tb vituperative genies with winch she enforced her bEI remit ks when angry A perfect of Billingsgate ate woold pour pOUt from her bel mouth month on such sue occasions oc sleM a and d dit it tOOk toot very little P to call coll it forth 0 Coa I nelis friends rI mate marte wager a l with him that tittle t tIJI ID le a war of words with the old woh as lie ne ue would be completely comp tely outdone In state of his bis well wiell n known powers poter of oratory orator lIet Ii took k up tip the tbt wager nd Cud on a certain day d his friends who had staked their money mon I Against him to the vicinity of ot theold worn wom womans ans aas apple cart This In an en n apparently accidental acci accidental ed dental way he be managed to upset end and was assailed by br a 1 perfect torrent of at abuse ab sp lIe He retorted In kind klad and the battle baUl was tens on The Theold Tb Theold old womans at first proved too much mach for OConnell n and much to his friends tr n ls delight be lie seemed to be 1 Jp the worst ont ef of it when the tide turned fn in n his ais favor t by hy byl HI his l calling calli her bpI an Isosceles That floored h hr her r hilt but she was game to o th t the f lust and stilt on But when he be called her a her tier emotions emot overcame Her and ai d she e became me speechless And so he hewon hewon hewon won tIer Jeer ignorance l of oC the meaning 1 of f ardt ordinary nary harmless words proved her undoing for fo she h road read Into these polysyllables the most outrageous meanings They were epithets pl for far which she could ld fled no The misuse of words is of ot course our e often n t 1 source of ot much humor and funny tortes stories without number are areo told taId of modern Mela Mala props which outdo anything that that thai fatness ever lr uttered There Thre is s n It wealthy worn nom wo n In to Chicago to whom sare at nt attributed attributed many man humorous Instances arias ti thIs falling The trouble with such people Is that they do not realize the danger dnn and the folly tolly of ot getting beyond their depth and in their th lr grandiloquence they seek for words of ot which they have a very vague Tague comprehension The folly of ot it all aU In one sense Is pathetic built b is always humorous The Th woman just jost referred to once in talk talkIng Ing I of her young youn days said sald Ye Tt I was Gas a very verr fond of ot dancing In n my girlhood IB Ia I fact it WitS was at nt a fancy Incy dress ball that I fi first t met nty my husband hu I remember It So io w Ue lie U was so quaintly dressed He Re was In I p the garbage of a n monk Had she phe suck to tie the word dress with which size she was wason on easy terms she die he would not have made Herself er ridiculous but in groping after the u unusual Jus td she got ot beyond her er depth The following Is also accredited l to the tan same me woman My fy daughter J she e said Q d has haa been D travelling la is tho Eat East t tad and ad wont shout the Levant Lerant Hew How de alp tI alpe Ug exclaimed e elat med a friend And dW did she sac s e go to the Dardanelles Y Yes t j il al 1 was the reply J I think they ther asked d r ta to dine dla with them themOn themOn themOn On another occasion when wees some s oas at a took occasion to tl remark that it was nos qs too bad her f was nU she sher PU iH 1 ISit at all l my daughter is very 1 Wry dory Another woman a t hats a fl at Itt once one decided upon t the be Q of wealth I that some of f her money tat st Ug l lher Iti a t by bJ her son SOD In extended S oad wax very enthusiastic f upon un upon the jl subject Itic he would say toiler to ber friend Mj dip son SOil has bas Jt gone gase elf off be ae is making haiku a II clr ta ef of toe the globe unaware or of f coarse COil that A Awas ibs was making m klag a drew of f and aad that probably he was WIt liaise doing Ute the MillEt sarto thing lies Ue in Switzerland rland n new vr site she w 99 Oil It doing dolo all ail kind klad of ef wiN wild things cI tibias lr a n and aIMI glaciers a and g t lato Iato I dan daa ra genius places It worries m Me ta to of ef It St George IB Is 1 so reckless s Why laT only aly think k kt of t it He lie wrote me mt the oth other r day that he ke stood on the brink of It an abscess ab In this tills sort of thing the negro Is a capital e hider of for foro by br nature f def of show w ho kG seeks to use words that tickle Ills his 1 and raise him lit in the eyes eres of the t e altitude t e eThe The following is Js att an a Ad admina t e and homor s Instance J of ot this tl s Africa elk ekra act A young entered colored man malt aa wi s a 6 whole hoIe ap denoted d swagger MUKta elsata ia tien tieD was ee t d lu in a trolley y ens n tb the tU 9 mats ata of which were were all occupied Presently a colored girl rJ got gat on With sexes anc J h hrose Jell he rose and doffed denied his hat bat Take ay my T seat oat madam Oh Ok Ah dean ink tek to deprive yo 31 ob oh ye yes r seat st at sab soh saM dieted the girl Not tot at all wads mads he lie rejoined with great bred gusto kIts hits bo so depravity madam e depravity Another colored ma man f by whom wt N the tile was being shaved became excited over oV r er talK tab s political magoa tike r were St fer OI Jag Jg in Sn 1 the te affairs aaa of or th the street ear Jt et oae otIe of o OW our r Aserio ABI B cities Dose Bead D yeah rapid tran em people pc is a a he be remarked A humorous instance ef of the tile Seese e ef of words came to tire the notice Bot e eTa f dead ef of tie the writer who was tile the at Asbury Park For FOt the eH e t ef of these who do not know Asbary Asbury park Pack be rt It laid Wd that separated from it by a lake lak t town wn of ef Ocean Grove a great gNat Methodist re re resort sort rt and Ute tit centre een dt the months of num numerous eam camp meetings l gs sad and re religious e The Ja a was ices staying starIng at Itt Asbury Asbory Park aDd aad e ti y evening when the wind was a gale tie Ito decided to pst pot In 10 the tile time by bT going aeries to t Ocean Grove and 00 attending tile he revival re l meeting As he lie entered the place pl ce meeting war was i on VII he be s saw MW w at a glance that many were IB Ia the throes threes of re e fever nut But he was hardly herds rilly prepared fur for what happened A woman ef of middle age catching sight of ot him hin rushed up tap to him m and Oh Oki I brother we w are areso so ro glad to see you rou here bere DeBt Deat yes yea want w t ta tabe t be Inverted Dont you rou wast want te to b be invert inverted edl ed td 1 Well W U b he replied with sa yet ret hardly able aWe t to l Ms laughter Ja I 1 came near lear bergs bel lUTene ea es my way way IMf attar here frost fro A Asbury b ry Park tonight the th take lake was so 80 rough you yaa ka k knew w Se s If It yeas yeH yea ex ez ease me I deat dont think c I was ws w t 19 tai here liere Mrs laptOp has hac au been nailed called aa as I Isible lr sible b but t is of C 1 prove lt ve that Jw Js is 11 a te Ja a life lina Verily truth te k stranger than tHa settee |