Show Y y Y T V pf p pIN I IN VEIN VEINA AA AA dAH A AA A Certain Wonderful Man ManA A man there there was wa and a tL learned med manI man niad a professor wise wlee was lie Ile lieA IleA heA I A kindly man and a man anti and an fi fito OO to his nn He lIe ran for a place on a ce alq board Jo Joa Q n Qa na a city far tr away Both ends end against t the t and Ud won on election t l v Five hands he II grasped in s tJ lip lipan S an ned an the grip he ht had He yr H RI danced fo foz Uw Uso he made then dance M Ct f fHe He wanted a job ol for r r hit his be jaW I jaWand 1 and landed it li 1 Learned foxy fy ad a at wiSe aud St to t hit hia 1 S VM Our Our dear old ch n the postal 1 O t 1 aan aandal en a adal enal dal d al is again en at W ton t on Ones One of the worst misfortunes that t t can c an befall a frugal young ni these da days s is to have a girl who rhO IIO just dotes dot on Oft sleigh leigh s rides Persons Peron 5 to outer the service of the tile board of Df education by liy m 6 ii iia a family puB poll might hear ome that hat would interest them by b CI g W A lf c c The TAe hostile fleet around Colon dote dO dOnot donot not contain the Panama navy naY JIg skiffs the formidable naval strength el fIl he the me new republic are neV Jev engaged by a gentleman who ssi U vegetables to the tl United States men nien of war S SWe warWe We W refuse refu to believe there UI re was W as any av wreck in at a all aU as every put road read r d ma iua ed is certain h ht ne lie S mistake fOMe was less very verj easy e day ses the Wall Van street report v goes te W show that several everol lambs Jambs had into int int town S The arrest of th Highland Kan beak bank cashier koks colts very much like tat Q o Out of o only onh in de do deposits t posits fully 1889 1800 1 was left lt in Ii the b and the tile imprisoned man is certain He 18 could win fn everything back if he got get another chance S I The phrase absolutely fireproof r rH judging jud by the reports from S means me na practically destitute of ot pro protection pr against fire hr The Colorado militia regard Judge Seeds and his injunctions much as tte t told tI old Ml did his hI wife who swore at t him uIt It amuses her and dO Jt hurt burt me Die said the th old men so I juet jue let her cuss ruse S S SI cussI I F i Japans attitude is now less convincing proof that the Japans Japan have bave failed in bt their efforts to securest secure services of ot General Genera Sherman M 11 Bell BeU BeUThe The evidence in that Butte mine kill kilt killing S tog ing makes it U clear lear that the men are ar dead dea that ct t they were ware killed by an ex ox explosion pJ lon an and that somebody is tamper tampering tampering ing lug with truth S The man who ho says he Is 15 afraid of tip tipping t tIpping p ping g elf aft his hie Hand as a general rule bas baa h nothing to tip off offIt S SIt SI I I It may be stated on authority that t tI I Representative Cushman is not Baling as am agent for any ny police pollee force in s to have pictures of all aU members ef of t published in the congressional congre directory S General Reyes Beyes is considerable of a b if it Jie he still has track qt q hS l correspondence with the state depart department ment Really nII It was wa of or th judge to the cage cana against a 3 technicality When iJ n anxious to te fight It tm Its merits i he demurred to the th indictment i The Th Tb public lands committee of the house hou has bas reported report d in r of p PIa e certain tree tres in AM A nose BIL It to Is 1 not net known kno n whether nether the c cOd storage or o the method will bs be need S Lies Lien of Neighboring States FALSEHOOD THE SEVENTEENTH rH This befell an uncle incle of mine In Napa Nap count county California a few ew years year ago said the t e Native Son uHe He was WU a a gentleman who woo could take several let Jet liquor alone after he had hadI reached his ultimate capacity oo He had bad hadS I reached this condition when the inci mci incident S dent I am about l ut to narrate took pl He lived on a ranch some miles out from frum ton For some reason liquor would not n n t keep at the ranch so my ni dear uncle cle was forced to ride rt e to town when n his hig system required stimulation Well VeIl he went in one day da and got stimulated stimulated until his eyes stuck out He a t readied reached an unoccupied ranch about hit half halfway r way home at nightfall My Mr dear un was wearied and concluded conclude to rest at atthe I t the ranch that night He found a 8 let lt letof of old blankets on a bunk inside and ana roiling rolling these the e about abu him bm went to sleep He did not rest well he he stated at home next nest day da and ami explained l it by saying That old shanty Is just alive with lieu fleas They simply the liver out of me ins last night He Ho exhibited several scars cars on his person ereon in proof of or his as assertion Must have been mighty P husky bu ky liens fleas one of the family re remarked r marked They were all of that that said saltS my dear uncle I r thought at one time S they would throw me mi out of the bunk The incident f was dropped then thea en but a i t few days dy later ater another member pf pt the Uie I tI family happened to pass vasa the old ranch 1 lid and took a look at the bunk He shook shoo t scorpions out ot of the blan blau hots I guess that will wm be he about all aU of o this flue story S SS SS |