Show Dogs and Dog Fellers BY JOHNNY BURKE NO 3 In ln some fome places where I finds find J myself sometimes joud oud think nothing like the talk you jou ou hear is possible but it is isNow isNow Now you ou take takO it In a room when every Just standing round waltin wallin tor tar the th last l it all right they gets into the deepest arguments that ever was pulled pull d doff off And its generally history delving into ancient and modern mod the themore more ancient the better bett r How old was Socrates s when the man in the sand house give him any an more oil for his lantern How was the tho horse in the Tro Trojan TroJan jan war ar In the th betting You cant ever tell what the talk about Consequent of all ull this there Is Imparted to m mI me as 1 I looks casual at the board and hears em eta skin down the odds much in information information information formation about Napoleon From frag fragmentary fragmentary mentar wading that Ive re done into the tile French my own 0 11 self and the volume of conversation that I listens to as time pro progresses progresses ro Im plumb loaded with inaccuracies cies ele about Napoleon Wednesday when Im rm watching a feller about to pick me out as a gob of absorbent cotton for f Or r his troubles bay if It there was a ten thousand people In a bunch and find somebody som bod wanted to find an easing Off Mf place for his Ills harpoon Id be it Ithe he wanders w over ow r to tei where here Im stationary and andt tolls tells t me that Napoleon is the greatest duck that ever sw swum urn only he runs out of oC water hos this here Napoleon youre oure talk talking talkIng talking ing about anyway says I 1 wearied Oh nobody oh nothing hut but If you rou ever see sec a dog like him before they dont call me Ping Pong Pon Kid no more Dos DoI says tays I Napoleon Napole n was a man feller f ll l not a dog where you rou miss out youve got gota ot a stymie Rt says sa 5 the Ping Pong Kid Na Napoleons Napoleons Napoleons a a dog do doSo So I 1 lays la s out to meet up I with Napoleon I gets Bets a R line on who and where when and how howand howand and why wh he is 11 and then I lands on Jack Tobin Jack Jacko says sas I r Introduce e me to Na Napoleon Napoleon Napoleon I 1 heat heal rumors about him sonic some or Of orth them th m contrary that I r want ant to confirm With Ith pleasure says Jack but they OFFICE OrricE OF or THE TilE AMERICAN KENNEL CLUB CLUE PEDIGREE CERTIFICATE A Y II Sc J v L f A t run Vi 1 J 2 tl i D ot too Le t s 1 ft tei III 1 coor I eMit 1111 1 l i T J I 1 hU hUS Dike rt f r a u S tAt r rn 1 Zap i U 1 1 OTIS 0 tU till e H C V i x r 1 I l a rp r V J tJ It Apon A I h hL L o i t 7 t i J I e lS tm b n a M Tnt I IV UH C il i I l I lir eh tl s V llo S I U o on orn a V V n V I tiLi nl b V a 1 1 j I D Do t ir i 11 1 n II nt S j 1 V r a T j ru t w i i i T dh iii r j I S LL t J i aint no contrary rumors goes oes with Na Xa fee seo Jack being the coach of a football team and possessed Ios ss dof of much agility and nd ob obsessed Ics ed of a mind to employ emi l it t I 1 sees without further So Jack and I goes out to where Jacks train in the young oun how not to be savages on a football field at All AU Hallows but to hand one another yards ards and downs and goals with the thc same saine courtesy as the mayor hands a bunch of visiting guys gUS nos hos come cOm to build a tar factory factor the keys ke s sto to the city When hen Jack gets g ts into action with his liU hi football team Napoleon apoleon is playing guard all the while Napoleon knows by IW this time more about football than Caspar Whitney or even Bill Rishel which is saying plenty I 1 guess Napoleon must be an awful big bis bi bubble in the soapsuds for hes got a pedigree longer than thau would make a an In anchor chor chain for Cor the thc Mayflower Ia I saw it Its real Besides Ills 1118 hi pedigree Napoleons got a kindly ly disposition and nd a cheerful wag ug for forCer everybody bod but I advise adIe e any an be benign benign benign person Jer on with whiskers to monkey monk with his tail because why wh Because Became Napoleon might think its Ifs time to change the map of Europe and begin by b snaking out them whiskers one by b one or two by b two It Jt aint always good to get fresh with a dog just because hes big and arid fat and content that way 1 Big BI dogs doSS has teeth t eth like little dogs If you ou dont believe it II keep on ex cx When hen Napoleon was a puppy he wins a third prize He lie wins third prize because his lIre giro was as first and his dam is second cond and no dutiful f onH skin the old folks out of anything they has lisa coming to them In last 13 t seasons show Napoleon gets ets so many man ribbons he has to send for the patrol wagon to carry carr em home in He Ill gets four blue ribbons ribbon novice open limit and winners Ho lie stands a good show of or set get setting getting et ettin ting tin the medal for tot being the best dog in inthe Inthe the show only nl hes hOs h s got a bad lamp be because because cause cau e the barber barbei that shaves him that V morning blows bl n cigarette smoke in his eye CC and makes It red J V 0 i l I x C s V V i i I IA A I e |