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through his coats end dit a polka amidst 1st der ruins rulos oft or r his hi dress suit uit t i Vot Is der del set let Uncle Marj Max I i iatter after atter der del battle vas us ofer sot Not ot guilty but you might be b set der lor derman dorman man smiling briefly y yAs I As Uncle Max Ia walked ouid der Stars und seemed to bow Jow und say Go 00 und lemon yourself yourself i Yours mit wit luff Tuff D DINKELSPIEL Per George V V Y Hobart j i |