Show REVISED CONSTITUTION New York Sun SunI I the President of the United States decent govern government government government In order to form tor a more ment provide for the tho the common regula regulation egl tion ton tio promote promotE the time welfare of desirable citizens and secure seure the blessings of ot My Policies to posterity do ordain and es this Constitution for the States State of ot America ARTICLE I Section 1 All Al legislative executive and judicial powers shall be vested In Me Section All AU otner powers power necessary and proper for the fulfilment of ot My MV Pol Policies Polices ices are inherent In and shall be vested in Me Section 3 No state shall pass any law without my m consent Section 4 The migration or Importation tion ton of such persons persona as any of the labor Jabor unions think improper to admit Is pro prohibited prohibited ARTICLE II I Section 1 The people of the United States Sates Seton are I Into these classes cases Decent citizens and malefactors of great get wealth Section 2 All Al fines and taxes are to tobe tob tobe be b Seton paid by malefactors of great gret wealth Section 3 3 Income taxes and inherit inheritance Inheritance ance arnie taxes shall shaI be imposed Impose by Me The rate of taxes shall Increase automatically with the of ot the fortunes upon which they are laid ARTICLE III II Section Seton L 1 1 All Al corporations whose busi business busine business ness ne or product enters enter actually or con constructively constructively into interstate commerce shall receive their charters on proof of or desirability from Me e the physical physic value of their properties shall be determined det by Me or such persons as I in my Wis Wisdom Wisdom Wisdom dom may select and receivers for any or all al such corporations may be ap appointed appointed appointed pointed at my rcy good pleasure Section 2 Pending Fending such receivership a reasonable sum may ma be paid in the na nature nature ture tune of a flea fine to the campaign campag funds of My Party Part ARTICLE IV i Section 1 I As of the navy nav of or the United States I shall use said navy for whatever good con convenient cn personal or secret seret purpose dem demonstration demonstration circumnavigation or divagation lion tion ton I see fit fi Section 2 The senate by and with wih my advice consent and concurrence shall ratify treaties made and judges or other officers of ot the United Unie States appointed by Me Section 3 Rough Riders Rider and graduates of Harvard University shall have prece precedence precedence dence defoe in all al appointments to office Section 4 My b judicial powers whether exercised by Me in n the first frt resort or oron oron oron on appeal or graciously granted to the courts court of ot the United States State of Inferior Interior Jurisdiction shall be directed to the re redress redress redress dress of s decisions made In the past and shall be in exact conformity with My Policies to which full ful faith and ard credit shall be given by all aU courts court legislatures legislature states and citizens whatsoever whatsoever whatsoever ever Section b I shall from time to time shaI give the congress Information of the state of My people and the congress con ess shall take care that my recommendations tons be carried out Section 6 The trial of all crimes ex except except except Impeachment of and conspiracy to discredit My Policies malefaction na nature n nature ture faking and race sui suicide suicide cide shall be by b Jury and except In Inthe Inthe the exceptions hereinbefore made no person peron shall be assumed to be guilty until his guilt gi has been legally established Section 7 1 All Al persons accused of the crimes excepted by the foregoing sec see section tion ton shall be tried by drumhead court martial martal consisting of ot members of the Tennis Cabinet the Commissioner of Corporations and such other experts and assessors as M I may select Section 8 S Treason against a the United States State shall consist const only In adhering to trusts railroads or other corporations and giving them aid and comfort comfor ARTICLE V VI VI I 1 hereby nominate and appoint Wi Wil William liam lam Howard Howald Taft of the State of Ohio my successor political heir hell and personal pernal representative and conductor of My M Pol Policies ides said sad appointment to take effect March 4 1900 19 This power of attorney shall be revocable until further notice ARTICLE VI Section 1 The Te Pilgrims shall be called caled Puritans after this date Section 2 2 Close Chose eason season for bears b r bob bobcats bobcats cats and all al other game gme except corpora corporations corporations tons malefactors malefactor conspirators molly mollycoddles moly mollycoddles coddles liars lars and a d nature fakers takers shall be proclaimed by Me Mo from time to time time ARTICLE VII VI Section L 1 All Au Al powers not herein ape specifically enumerated are reserved and ad retained by Me Me Done by Me le at Oyster Day Bay Ba with the unanimous approval of Jacob acob Rile Hits Albert Shaw and the Tennis Cabinet this ninth day of September one thousand nine hundred and seven and of ot my independence Independence independence dence of ot the mollycoddle Constitution the eighth T R H R Attest WILLIAM LOEB Secretary |