| Show ce Boy Tries Phonetic Spelling Writes Letter in Which He Attempts Proposed New Method What in heavens name is this e cx claimed the reporter as a thumb marked envelope was banded to him Maybe a dun by Jingo Tingo Its a note from the Office Boy I wonder how he is getting on wrong with him hini asked the society editor as she tacked every one present had a lovely time to her write up of the club dinner He and I were having a dIscussion the other day about phonetic spelling and he waS was taken sick suddenly with neuralgia Well here goes he added as he lit his eternal corn cob and pUlled a sheet of paper from the envelope This is what he read by close and careful studying of the scribbling spread over the paper before him Deer cab age I rite yu note to let yu U no that I am along all rite My ja is swelled up awful but the dok tur if I sta In the Ule haws hows for br a cupple of weeks I will be abul to go in a afew afew few daze daz I think this is grate stuff Thay ott aU t td it itin itIn in the tha Yu Tu Tuno no it is a hole lot vur s like tha I red in the yur storey in favor of it and want to sa ditto I am and am duing gild gud dont yu think Sa sum won get up a Uk Ilk this It says and tim In this stIle I want yu too tel the boss that I wil be back to urk in a few dan daz My tooth aked awful yester da but It is beter I hoap every everythIng everything thIng is aU all rite at thee Tel Mick to do best or I wil beet is bloc off Maggee was down too see me last nUe nite and brot mee sum cak I ate it and then suffered sum pane in my fase She ma cum agen with sum ise creem If she duz I will be hot She awl rite but she is karless I hoap too be beter sun az I want to pla pIa pIabas bas baa bawl I am a gad gud bawl as I too karee water for a big teem I dont like bein sik Its too ded for I waz sik I frum school and plad in a hen Imp kup Ne Next t da I kam down with chiken poke onlee wun in sick and that thatis is that the cum in with kakes and gud things to feed yur faa fas with But that aint a in my kas kasan az an when r I my tooth akes I had my face fase In a sling last nite but the sling slipped and if tha waked me up I have hung Then yu cull cud rite up a The Tail of a Shirt about aInt we havin a bad of wether This lone fone Uk tik isa is a gad gud thing so yu U miss me at the I am yur frend I THE BOY |
