Show I THE MANICURE E LADY LADY t I Why Wh the Fat at of the Four hundred o Oppresses s Her Fier By WILLIAM WIL AM F K RK j A INT It queer George mused the AINT V Manicure Lady Lad much we wesee wesee wesee see in lIT the papers about why women in lu society Is getting too fat tat noticed it said the Head Barber I suppose though that society is ta about the only ones that can afford 10 to 0 eat enough to get fat rut these thebe LI ell theres lots Iota being written about U lr t the t IP same sume I 1 noticed a piece yes yea yest yeat U t day ty that said most of the society wom women women women en was getting double chins It Its s hard on us manicure ure girls too be ho hor r e f these beauty parlors parora and it r double chins and the like keeps the ts b i folks ohis away aw from the manicure thing things s ie ne of A f them is even spending so much m nr ar arty f y on oil massages that they the are arc doing tl f or r ow own n II nails aly ly wife fat said the Head Hea Bar Barber ber br r Sl y wife is hi too bush bu doing the thet f t and housework to get heavy i t i ui ug I ig g up lip and down stairs washing v w lows 10 and sweeping the flat lilt keeps her herm herI w I 1 m bm 1111 n ui ili it great shape and Im Fm sure suret t vl era t w her figure K E 1 i time 1 I tell her how nice and an stae ti looks took she works harder than the j in and never thinks of hinting IK i l servant 1 id d as double chin well say m mr v r it I thor aint a chance for Cor the idol UK ut mv my In lire life to 0 ever eyer get a double chin Her Heri i iw PL r too I 00 much exorcise Society and the Double Chin Chini i i Ihl reason on bo women takes on onI r double I ble is Because cause they dont hot i f I lian ln thir th lr Hubbies the long c m T ry W In n tile the nullifies blow in late Ute or orto orere i ito ere to come ome honio het bO Ia nt at t all Their chin rn is convex and und andic undu u n I ic do it r iii t 11 chin is concave NJ J c Hanging in t v stud the theMa theJa thella Ma lla Ja n i J 1 J s tt bud Ball r tb tD t in 11 I Ii i li Id d if Dr me tile I e Ort first wm U of our ourI 1 LI I 1 v 1 their time timey If y Yu A 0 i a hm het if i r l H W maul matry A a rich matt maiv maiva mUira a 1 i f ik k Ul au de tie ta is cream I f fn Ia n 11 j a K I h p mv mJ wrist line th the way WRY it lit is isri i r iv li I I 1 att t gt b else eise Ive Ie eer eel I Imy p r ny my form athi tHi Intend to keepit it J r s says y poets is the g ef If the lie i female foriA fora for nil and aRd he h Sa says a at t r t l port jort may a KiH who Id in ill at one hundred hun and andt andI t J Ine pounds l J at 6 on the theu u ti of et f tl ti HAM while rich women Is 11 tuva tits s pt po e 6 d OT or A it nim t tf Ir f T r poet pori they 1 nu t her that tou J r u II h tg 18 I iv ae lads for foJ the th 1 t 1 I 1 1 r 1 kon ckon brother Wilta ViK d am au mo mOt most t o 0 oU of U v ether WI poi would bo be t to lw lc i p 1 a flit f t lady if It she had bud tk the dur r ooin aein c c ml the Mead Heed Barber PS ts w Is la laST ST c cs fait fa sit t they Wen fellows fellow IS ISI 1 I he se K R Russelt i sell andi alt eaR HB was wa fat fut where does your Brother Wilfred get et off oft to go and knock the overweight thing tl ing in either tex sex Shakespeare say I 1 like sleek fatheaded men about me I like fat fatmen faten men Ulen en and if tr I loved a woman I are ure if it she weighed as much as us Hemmer stein and put together to ether Must Be Fat If Born Bom To It That aint my m point said raid the Mani Manicure Manicure cure Lady Lad It aint point either What he thinks is that if a woman was Intended to be hr slim it is Isa a shame for her herto herto herto to overeat and forget to exercise Of Ot v W h Go oW F 1 I I 1 i HT Y Bride must weigh In at pounds course if it a person was to bo be fat that person is spins ln to be fat Wilfred says sn s he is lit a on that thaL t I tone one of his hil clever little jokes Tak it from me sister to me jester rester ester day tin It is s written In Irr thee th stars Helen ut of o utI Tm slender ld fair to look I ok Y was WitS wd hand I und so was h Thep so born rh of ot these Bettys hurl hud a number of ot I Hies from time to tit time Urn which 1 lIe happened ed had fwd they been born fat my nt too Let us stay slim while w may lW t 3 Too bad that Warning Wilfrid rod d dash off a few lines in nie li said sal the Head Barber He lIe did indeed ind d proudly Heres s the tite way it Went wont I Half a pound hat half a pound hlf a t pound po nd onward Theft ur C pound fatter still Brew rew v Silo ate Four Hundred Pity Pi these chubby chubb dumps mes f tt to choke cheke their thel It U awful James Poow PO f old Four II |