Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1908-01-05 | Page 9 | The New Statecraft

I The New Statecraft By JAMES J MONTAGUE d MY M Y boy if like to carve out a career as a maker of national laws law Dont let any lack Of the speechmaking knack Permit your high purpose to pause The knowledge you need for Congressional speed is not portioned out in the schools For forensic debate is pulled off o while you wait under Marquis of Queens Queen berry rules When the member from fron Texas gets 9 ets punched in the plexus it needs need not flot a word to V I The belief to in iu his 1113 brain braini 1 i That the he t member from Maine M l I i Objects to his jackrabbit bill billI ll rIh SIP l Sat 2 f 1 St SD S S 1 S its ft ff cc kc It I but a little litHe of law 0 Its ls Is to steep sleep slee him im in slumber er forthwith with a number of a jabs on the jaw Y Time e was when the gift of the quick verbal shift was a o powerful help helpin Tt in debate But Bu the fhe fellow who lands lauds a Sure Tiring Thing with both hands is ir a Congress Congressman J man mo right u j to date dale f j fIN i 0 I i IN N these days dayi my son a discussions not won by spouting pouting the ilie afternoon o oth I through th h I Or by flying ing the regal I And hoarse hoam hooting eagle I Across the empyrean blue I Just read up the books on the crouches and hooks h ob that win in the prizefighting p game And presently see that speedily be a statesman of national fame Oh Its Its really a pleasure to 10 jam ram through a measure the country is hungering for forBy i f iBy By wallops and welts and by blows and and by b belts tilt till youve stopped every man moan on the floor If a post ost office grafter you chance eJ ance to be he after af r you yon I wait till a friend c cof of his shows Then you ou still his complaint com with a pass a do a feint f nt and a swing suing and anda a smash on an the nose When IV hen the worlds in the tIre know therell be never a CJ show sTrow for the high I forehead I patronage seeker For Far T Burns Bums will preside reside on OIS the Democrats side and ami jolly folly old eld Jeff will be Speaker