| Show 8 q a 1 t tt j 1 IJ J f I II IBy I t By CB C B QUINCY I Any tny liRe ape who ho can CUI catch a II black blaek base basa er or a power Jack rabbit caa cea catch the grippe The Tho Spring and together to with the mouths months between Constitute the open sea season season son IOn It is plentiful In remote wooded or sandy audy places plan ea tar far from the madding crowd crowder or lr la In the great throbbing heart beart of ot the city where wh re the hum bum and whirr of ef palpitating p humanity beat up against I the cold callI gray I j tones stones of ot the skyscraper It is not so classy as lIS appendicitis or so SI hard bard to acquire as Jungle fever for tur which an expensive jungle is necessary n and the quotations Bs on jungles jangles hare bate not jone r zone ope oil off a ai i single point in lu the last three v r 1 nut Hut l any hottest honest ho est hardworking persevering rig human being belo can get as ninth much mu h grippe as he can use In a single day and cases eases of it itcan Itcan Itcan can be lie hall hail all ready to take howe bom to the little ones ease with very ery little or er ex expense axi pense e eA I A curious feature of grippe is that yon yoa can give 10 It to all aU the members of your year I family fam y to all aH 11 your friends to the stranger within sour jour gates and even eTen to the humming hummingbird bird on the hearth earth and still bare bane as much muchas as you had bill before This property pr perty Is II equalled only by the tho I I marvellous proportion of ot radium and ha hag long puzzled the best minds now engaged engage In scientific research r tang Long ago Guelld I after sitting up nights for t r three weeks V ks evolving the squared square the square plane and the square deal Bet l et forth as al a demonstrable theorem that you y you J cant eat I your cake and have it too knew I nothing of ot grippe at that time or he tie bei i would liS have promulgated the eon eDn sequential corollary that you CAN OAN have bare your grippe and I also bestow It I t upon II Ion all comers Unfortunately telL just as S be was pro proS profoundly profoundly this thie subject and nd about to publish it to oil the listening world his bis untimely career ca eer was cut short by the grim destroyer and not till Galen Goren Galen began practising among the Medes Yede and Persians was Willi I Ithe the great truth made malle known i 1 And when It did become public the Medes and Persians were so 60 busily codify codifying codifying ing and elucidating Com Commentaries Commentaries and on Contracts and writing them into their revised statutes that they ther had bad neither ears nor lor aptitude for tor medical al revelations There arc are many ways to get gel rid of or grippe when you have It The most expeditious I is to excise the locality In which it Is U I confined If It it happens to be 1 the tho bead this Is Ia sometimes Inconvenient although such treatment where the grippe has es established j i itself in the throat has lessened I the output of the Merry Widow Waltz Walts I and Take Me Ie Back to Old New ew York Tork to toa toi toia I Ia a degree that Is highly appreciated by bJ all i iwho who are fond of music i iSome iSome Some eminent specialists advise robin ones ODiS self In a 1 voice Tol e of o gladness and a smile I and standing on the roof root of the apart apartment i ment house on ou a n cold Winters evening I Others say that a quart of warm salt snit saltwater saltwater water taken at intervals of half halt an hour i and before meals is Iff I Indicated others ethers advocate vibratory treatment j II i with a pneumatic riveter such as one hears hear harmoniously humming bumming In the upper tipper I reaches of ot the Singer Building on clear frosty afternoons If It these treatments treatment prove Ineffective I either separately or in judicious j i lion tion Insult consult a doctor who will charge you fOU J I 2 for tor not pot curing you A physician will perform the same office ollice for lor 10 and a specialist for 50 but when you hire the specialist you have hae to pay par the consultation I fees jes of tit the doctor and the physician Grippe is called a leading malady because it often olten leads lead 8 to worse worse afflictions But any I so 60 absorbing as lIS to tn make you forget torget that you have hae it t Is almost certain to j I bring relief relict Of such occupations oc opening a wasps nest and giving a 1 ferryboat ont captain unasked for Or Information about bout how to steer his bU wat l at are by far tar the most effective |
