Show I I Mr M Dooley D oley on n Finances Fi a 1 1 1 BY F P DUNNE DONNE Well sir said td Mr Dooley ve veye veye ye 18 taken money out iv th mk k kAre Are ye wan Iv lv mad an e that has been ln Ih th OIb Iv lv ce that ye e are to want money in I a hurry br pr are ye 8 not not I see be th loik lo k lv Iv face foce that ye are not Ye have ha haven c n been a brave man ye have had faith Jn In n th future Iv lv our ya y have I perceived that our financial tlona Uon are sound If Ie they are Ye Te that its upon th thi i sell Belt elf lv tv men like th likes iv h ive hI I yo e that th whole credit Iv lv th Ah nation I read It in the antis an aJ antis thru Besides ye e have hav no money In th bank Th ony way ye or me cud rightly a bank bebe be be means I hr a brace br c can an bit bl t No matther Tie you that has done doneIt doneIt It I give great credit to Gcorge B J Pierpont t Morgan Lord h ld Jas Jawn itIS Roc Th banks lv Iv th clearing house th clearing out all ih th brave brae an gallant fellows that have hac stood Mood firmly with Ith their heir backs hacks to th Ih Wall fiall all an declared that anny money monc taken laken out iv i their institutions Institutions bo be betaken taken over their dead bodies They have ae behaved as American hud behave i orce lv W it compels thin thim to t behave that Lay rn But Butt If In this II I ty hyI y I am obliged to tell th iii truth Ive O OI I got to confess to ye th t ih th iv q Ii th nation a little bit late I te but very Ii I i are due to th boy bos e that tt I Clad a cent in th banks an niver will willIi Ii have eve They have disturbed none iv our ourI I institutions No No great leader if It finance has as turne turned green to see wan wall IV W thim to do th hi J leap P fr tT life lite through h k closed d paying tellers t window Th lh How tIow that with W thi wan van wHack 1 k lv Iv Iv ah a a ham ham hammer rhier mer er can co n a Into an nut i or can cD a pearl necklace two iwo dollars worth 1 11 g tag pile has ho no wan ye Yere ie thO th boy in this py ty Th other oth mornin I was th pa about th panic an I Wall an an n though Ive flyer nl r seen S en anny thing al all all met me m life but wan w wan n yal al panic I felt low In me mind until t looked up an see ye 0 go by with y er shovel hoel on an an me heart leaped up I wanted to rush to th til mJ office and wire me frind J PIer PIerpont pont Morgan Dont be downcast Its 1111 n right I Just see go by Mth his Ms shovel lI ye can bet b t it aint th fit th people that have no fe money mone that causes panf pan panics f ics tes cs Panics are th result Iv too manny mann people money mone Th h top lv Iv good times is hard times Umes and th tn bottom iv hard hart tithes times tI eS Is good times I I see Wan kan man with a n shovel on his eight thousand ai ati mo bills begin I to timeto put me money in mb me boot bootI I hard fr me to plats ts goin oln on said Mr I What does it all mean mean something ye e be ix to know said Mr 1011 Dooley what wh t Is known knon as credit Ill ex explain explain plain It to ye Fr the sake Iv lv argy Int well say yere ore a shoemaker Oh fas on y rr th sake iv Iv oWan knows that a burly fellow like you be at anny as 69 light an culminate as makin shoes but ut fr tr th sake Iv lv yore jore ore a shoemaker Ye Te get two dol dollars dollars dollars lars a day fr tr makin forty dollars worth Iv lv shoes Te Yo take part of gotten gains an nn leave leae It with me meir metr metr tr ir awhile I take th money over to th shoe store an buy 9 wan Iv lv th pairs Iv lv shoes ye made Th Ph That fellow at th shoe store puts th iii money y yIn in a bank owned by boss b ss leer Teer Yet r boss sees yere a good leal Ital lealan lealen an en be bl th look took IV things th distillery ery business ought to improve So he lends th money to a distiller Wan day th tl banker that yeve eve taken th pledge an fears tears fr tr th thO dis distilling distilling distilling tilling business he gits his money back backI I owe th distiller money an he comes comes to me I have paid out me money fr rr rrth th shoes an th shoe store man has put It In th bank He goes over to th bank to get It out an has his On fin fingers cers gers cut ort oft in a window Ah At there ye are credit I never knew how little it cle de c pindell on Theres Grogan th bank banker er Hes a great man Look at his bank It looks as 88 though an earth carth earthquake earthquake quake flutter it It It looks like I a cross between an armory an a jail It frowns down upon th An Grogan He looks as solid as 11 though thou h th columns iv v th th building was gaar out out lv tv him See him with hs his Fould watch chain ch again th pearl buttons Iv lv his vest He flyer niver give me much more thin a nod out Iv lv th northeast corner comer iv his hla hI left l ft eyebrow cy bUt he ha was always W YB Very kind aP an to tD Mulligan gan th tittle Ut t tailor tall take r Excl that I Ibo thought ho he had a Iv lv re reAssessment reI ret I t 4 Assessment No 28 MINING ProN ti cipal cip l place of ot business Salt Lake City Utah Notice is s hereby given that at a meeting of the board of ot directors held heldon heldon helden on en the tM Mth day of or October r 1907 1997 an as 1 l S ment of three 3 cents per share was vied on the capital ca U l tock stock of ot the cor corporation Payable Pa able on or before the day ay of ot November 1907 1507 to W Mont Ferry l seca at room r street m 20 Atlas S a block West Second South street str et Salt Lake Lake City Utah tah Any stock st k Upon which this assess assessment assessment assessment ment may nta remain unpaid on the SOth day of November 1907 1307 will ill be delinquent and advertised for sale at public auction and unless payment Is made mads before will be besold beld besold sold ld on 01 the day of December 1907 1007 to t pay the delinquent assessment together with the cost of ot advertising and expense of ot sale W MONT FERRY Secretary Location of ot offices s Nos No Atlas Lake City Utah v l j sped speet fr tr me an none at all aU fr r Mulli Mulligan Mulligan gan Th other mornin I see lim Mm on a corner comer near inear th bank as I Mulligan dashed by with a a i copy co Y iv v I his journal in wan an hand una iu a apus pass pus book in th other That maris marisa mag is isa Isa a coward says Grogan th likes Iv him that confidence e says m s she he He must must ve ye been brave brac brave atwan at wan I peer od Iv his life Ite 1 says I was wa that says he he the put th money in says I Its th tit likes Iv him that makes panics says atys he Its th likes Iv both iv ye says I 1 I river niver see such team wurruk says I That bank is a perfectly perte Uy institution says her he h Its as as S th rock of Im goin over ovel now to close It Jt up says cays he An he wint Well glory be no use ue our heads beads about Panics an art circuses as Father Kelly Illy k Uy says 86 are arc are tr fr th amuse amusement m i ment Iv th poor An a aUme time iv this i kind Is s fine ir f fr r l eril who yh h snit too loo toom much ch A t little while white ago ag Y I r rea in th paper anything about bo t th thO fellow that had his money in hi th t bank anny tinny more more thin dread read about th spectators ata at 2 prize fight TY s sail ail all what th iv finance were were doln doin that man with th Jh plug slat liat I just cumin com In out Iv th gamblin joint th iv Ui th 1 Eighth Rational An tb lt shak dice at th th bar b r tit tji head llena IV v our our greatest gre t st thrust An so EO It wine wint Int Today I r read in th tit p pa Pt apers an aa appeal to th tb good sense iv W Wl Mulligan l th tailor It his name but it might Just as well web th samo as sayin Now No look 10 k here hero Mulligan me brave felTo his up to you ou to tos settle this whole l matther Its got sot beyond 1 us and nd we w rely r lon on je ye e notto not to dump dum us UJ We lost our heads but a man man iv cant af at afford at atford atford ford to do o rash or like a lot iv Iy excitable Te Yo must get t th situation at We appeal to th good common sense s ns th thO th honor hon r th thO manly ge an th th face faco Iv great danger d Iv v Timothy Mulligan to pullus pull us out dut iv i 1 th hole Regards to Mrs Mulligan an all th little wane Dont answer in Signed Jawn D t i tAn iAn An iv Iy course coors do it Mulligan caused bo be b havi money in th first place an taken It o r rIn In th second cond place Mulligan will settie set settle l tie tIc it all te fie his money back to th bank b nl where here money belongs belong ng r Don Dont It excites excited about it me boy Cheer up Twill be all right or th next day d or r some sometime m time wan good thing about this here that lasts l long loni enough to hurt I have been b en through manny a I cud ud handle wan as ts aswell aswell well as Morgan Panics Paril s cause use silves an take care car Jv iv Ues Who Wh do I blame for f r this wan Y n Grogan blamed yesterday est today he h blames Mulligan tomorrah he wont won t blame anny wan an thin t th i panic 11 It be over I blame no wan an I blame blam ni Alt All I say t ye y is is be brave brave becam be cam Jm an go 10 on S long i as theres ther s a in th d dan an he has a shovel an an theres some thin fr him to shovel well be all allright allright allright right or pretty near hear all right Dont ye yo think k t has shaken public Confidence asked Mr Hennes Hennessy sy Cy Shaken it said said Mr Dooley I think he give It a good kink kick just as it jumped off oft th thi roof I Copyright 1907 2907 by H H McClure r Company |