Show HUMOR IN STATE PRESS Athletic Gardens Grand Valley Times Gardens arc all springing vp Br Brooms oms Are Dipped I Dixie Advocate Some Somo people on the I streams Rr are IR In the habit of dipping their brooms in tW tite l Tho These e who Ih live below them stoutly to this Not Fit to Ride Davis Dais County Argus 1 There is a man mail in town who closely re iv i a Moon oon and who may be corn com I pared with Ith Jeffries or er Sharkey Lat Last Saturday at the ban ball game this man ht cause a young oung bo boy would not do doan as 0 or Ired dered trounced the boy mercilessly while hn the crowd To ha have ben been on a rail out of town ton would have been too good for this man Another Theory Advanced Emery County Count Progress Just Jest to be frank about it the main thing that ails ans Salt Lake City hy Is that it is not located in Em Emery r county couRly A town that is shut out oat on nit two sides Iid b by a miserable old okI shallow alkali pond cannot reasonably t to nor never will nill amount to much Exciting Events in Ce Cedar ar Dixie Advocate Some radical changes have been enacted in commercial circles in Cedar City dur I lag th the oo nest t few days The Equitable Coop has detE determined en enraging gin ITt in I the meat at business and with this object In i hM has purchased the I building which has haa been moved onto elite the Coops round around immediately north of the store The They h have ne also purchased th the bu business in of D C an enraged th time services of that gentleman t to c conduct the butcher shoo shoe B Br the consolidation of the two to establIshments Into one un en dr der a new head hlad it is exported expected tt that a will result 1 We e eon n the Equitable upon its enter Church Needs New Officer Sto Stockton Sentinel I Ti The of office of G Grand nd Bouncer Jd be crested h by tJ time church board of trus teo CM the office filled by bv someone or of dt determination an aDd UI who nho I N cc that proper r decorum was 5 o observed ill in H the church This is if tit th only wa way to des with who nho ha haY no reus of and are totally devoid decent of oC the feeling of shame hame What Ails the Country I J Fillmore We p are glad to Hear that the thu bounty bount I ha been en put on gophers and rabbits IF as th the country is in Iou lousy 5 with the impudent JUt little brutes Fixed Up Bills Grammar Ogden Standard With ith tine tIMe respect t to t the Salt Lake Tri Tn bm bone reporter We desire to call his Ms at t to the fact that in his interview with t the bt editor of this paper f h he quotes words that were never muttered d dby by us I Gone to the Bowwows T I Transcript t lad ladr earns came Into the one ota this week and asked If the c editor was in P said W was him how much ulo do you charge for or adver ti ins a lost dog o she he asked Tn Ten cents It a Jill hue We answered Well pit said aid she UJ I thought I 1 1 haw have to advertise for rn may little lest t dog Ing but it this morn morning i n nd ont or of th the office e sh wt Went nt She a flash h to get t another ki kiss S from her dear lost doggie Saints Are Bunco M 1 Di Dixie ie Advocate te fIst tast sa tu hi morning a business S Sin mens excursion consisting Bi of s seven in t Id man ears every one of which was filled with u p a dining and a bag baggage gage a e car It Iet ft Salt Lake for th the ngel Cit City T The f chir object t seems to be to cement more mer closely ly Saint and th h Angels not so much mh for tIle the J U of f arriving at t a l better tte m 04 o reaching heaven liS as to a what the chances han rr me of o their I Th The Angels haYing having received their gen wings wing ma h he th the or of I Mammon ammon but those Stilt aT ar aTa ara a good oOl lot tu to keen a awaY from if you I do donot not relish bu ocd I Natures Course in Grand I Grand Valley TIn Si Six inches of snow fen fell at on Wednesday n I The road Is reported in a plastic condition Rainfall during the past week k amount cl cd to lO of an inch Mr fr an and Mrs fT William iAm Nix on well In 1 Saturday a 0 boy Alt I concerned dOing Still raining I It loo look 3 as thou though h hwe we were to have hae an any more sunshiny w weather Mesh hs has seen moore snow since April 1 tha than n usually seen fn during a winter Another nother rk rock slide slid occurred on time the r river T Trod rod road the frt first ff of the week which hin the road impassable for or a short time mat Grand river is higher than limo l usual ual for this time timp of year anti and th the P ts ar are god usual that It wi will remain high longer than I |