Show I 1 LIVE Ej W WIREs I ES I At any ay rate rte it i Is reasonably certain certin Senator Cannon Canon did not leave in re ne response I spouse to a a summons from troI box B BIf BIf i If I bad had bad been sensible though enough to play the te piano with wit his hand handa as a other folks do he twisted this day have haye a a neck ne I Bears and other afflicted creatures in I Colorado will wil rejoice in the announce announcement announcement ment that the big hunt is to end one week earlier earler than planned panned First thing we know Salt Lakers Laker will wm willbe willbe be kept so s busy busy dodging trains that we wont have haye time for anything else ee Russian Rusia time is is eleven days das behind ours our except when whan the th Saps Japs aps take up the chade chase It I Is some som to know that our ball team really raly can lose a game gme now and then The way it ate up ul amateurs around arund home made it seem almost un uncanny Uncanny canny cany If I Isaac who is said to tobe tobe tobe be heir to 0 in New York York cannot be found we will wIl undertake for a rea rca reasonable reasonable commission to find ta a man who wh will wili wI answer to the name under the cir circumstances We thought everybody had had heard of oJ Senator Smoot yet here hare we have an ap applicant for naturalization declaring Jo Joseph Joseph seph F Smith Is I governor of Utah Washington dispatches indicate that the next time we write to Castro Casto we shan shall say Fudge Indeed it would I Isay occasion little tUe surprise if i we should hould say Tush Tax Collector Smith of San Francisco Francl c cis is not one of those who delay del a moving until May 1 Mr Smith accompanied by some thousands of ot dollars that once belonged to the city cb changed chan his ad ltd address d dress dreas several days da s in advance of the conventional date dateS I S Johns Hopkins university has baa ha re received receIve from the king of Wurtemburg a n abronze abronze bronze bust of Schiller SchUler America owes more to Schiller Schier than to Frederick the Great and the gift of the king of Wurtemburg Wurtemburg I is isi a more appropriate one than I the more pretentious offering from the German emperor I Garfield is pleased by his Investigation in Kansas So is js the Standard Oil Oi company Thos Tos who contend that mans rans crea creative cra tive t ve faculties f end with his year are ae are cited to the fact t at t Eider Elder Penrose presents present a new excuse for the te light company each day I Exercised Her Prerogative One of the te unique incidents which whIch serve erve s to break the monotony of or the life Ufe of a street carman was witnessed by a acar acar acar car full tul of passengers a a ten few fe days ago agon on o n the First street line A woman stood pear the track and signaled for the car carto cat caro to t o stop She chanced to be in the right spot and the te car ca was wa brought to a standstill at the exact place indicated In I n the te contract The conductor was I within collecting fares and ad he waited with wih his hand on the bell ben cord ord for the head of the to appear entering the door He waited so s long that all al the passengers turned their heads to see what was detaining her lien herand herand and he started to the rear of the car carto carto carto to see if assistance was Avas needed Just Justas Justas as he got to the door she looked up and then down again at her foot which was placed on the te lower step and in a a quiet meditative tone she remarked 01 I guess gess gessI I r wont w nt get in I think Ill just walk valk |