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Show THE LADIES. Fashionable ladies at Loug BraDoh wbile nut driving bave a bow ol bjue or cardinal red futeued to the wbip. The respectable Muscatine women uDiiertook to break up a whisky shop the other night, and tbey are to be tried fotv Hot. Id Pennsylvania, the other day, a boy of 18 wedded a woman of 65. No doubt tbere was a woo man in the c.me that time. The woman's rights society of Fans has heen dissolved by order of Mac Million's governmeut, and ordered to cease holding meetings. The government gov-ernment considered it a nest of radicalism. Owing to th scarcity of eligible young men, Cupid has uot had muoh to do at thfi summer resorts this year. Maidens are there by the acore, bat young men aro tew and far between, and widowers cimiiot be had at any price. Wnuld-be-fu-.hionable ladies at the summer resorts now have their seats at table designated by a bow of ribbOD tied on tl e clmir of a color that is also worn by Ihe lady her-iell on some part of her dress. This is called the very latest agony or "tomfoolery." JPftBhiou journals report that broad gauge garters of the style worn in the time of James 1, are coming into vogue. "Madura," eaid a gentleman to a lady who accidentally dropped one while paBsina; out of a Broadway store, "you're losing your dog collar." It is very careless leaving the parrot par-rot in the parlor iundny evening, but she never thought anything about it until Monday morning, when be roused the whole house by a smacking noise and crying, "Darling Susie! Darling Susie!" He kept it up all day, too, and the old folks are much interested in the case. A fellow can't most always sometimes some-times tell, and he ought, therefore, to be very, very careful As for instance: You don't know whether the woman Btauding in the bay window four squares away ib shaking her handsel hand-sel chief at you, or only whipping to death the poor, misguided fly that dropped in to buzz a bit upon her window-pane, A gentleman gave a party in honor of a distinguished missionary lately returned from hi field of work. The ladies appeared with very decollete dresses, and us the host feared the style might shock his reverence, he apologized to him for it, saying that fashion demanded it. 'Oh. T don't mind it at all," replied the missionary. mission-ary. "I havfl been ten rears amonest the savageel" She wouldn't have on ber naughty bib; ! She wouldn't get into hor naughty crib; ho wouldn't do tliis and she wouldn't do that; i And she w uld put her foot in her Fun-day Fun-day ha"; And she wouldn't look oyer her pic'ure book: She wouldn't run out and help tbo cook; She wouldn't be petted or coaxed or teased; And Bhe would do exactly whatever she pleas- d; She wouldn't have naughty rice to eat; She wouldn't be gentle and g od and sweet; Sbe wouldn't give me one singla kiss Pray, what would yoa do with a girl liko tWf |