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Show "OLO SI" ON THE VEUEPHOMe. Old Si heard something about the ' telephone and ' endeavored to en- lighten his friends. "Now df conveiishuns bf nian 'ifl wonderful!" . . "What ar' do new iniproobment dat de fokes is laberin ouder now?" qaerhfd Pete. ''Well, yer'a heered tell'ob de telle-graf telle-graf wbur runs en de wiar fruin pole ler pole an' talks by de tip-tap mo- 1 shun?" ', ..'..;..,'. "I'se seed dat!" , . - '"Don agin yer'o hee.d ob de , four -t nngryfy dat jees ambcrtypes .what, de peeker says on de epot by tlie congee, shun bb'de fuel priuserpufs,.' which ar' de pol-hooka an' rafters ob de , writin' book?" ( .. .. "Oh, yas, dat' a proockerpied my! 'tention, too!'' ,. , , "Well, die heali tetlerlone jess lays ober dum all wus3 dttu tutin' water' ter de olehiptrint for er tree pass, do ober crartlin' fu onder the kanvael1' "An' what km de tellerfoue do dat hit nr' bo solid?"'-'' ; 1 "W'y yer. jess goes long an' er urtor young woodm dinnah bell yer picks hit up, talks in de big eyud, do voice '.'ranscoirim its hilself Tldng do wiab an' de Jokes in de nex' state heahi; what yer a'ays jeaB same ca ef dey wuz in de edjinnih' room wid do doah openl" "Aw, go way! You's t-ilkib" ez ef yer thought we niggers done loos' all fiur cumshtin! ' "Hit's er bo'n' fack bepe ter die eftaintl Dar ain't no hoodoo ''bout die bizness!" '", ir . , "Look 'hoah, ole man, you wauls ter go home and an' hang er boas-shoo boas-shoo ober yo' ears ter keep tbe witches fum roostin' in 'em!"-' "Dat's alius do way wid you'nigers nu!En' aint nebber done fer yerdat yer don't try ter go back on bit!" "How ar' dut?" .... "Kane dis beah tellerfone ar' de primu 'spensashun ob proverdenca fer do inoluuive benefit ob de cullud raos. Whar.'B de uie ob hau'-wriUu? Whar'a de ncedceisity ob skools an' unervar-sities? unervar-sities? .Wbar's de 'vanligea of bigb-; tone eddicashun, wheA enny kinder uiggec kin jess boiler in dor tellerfone; agertate de wiab an' talk tizneas wid enuyobdo fokes outer, townf' DotV what 1 wants' ter kno' fum dd 'sem-blyl" 'sem-blyl" .:- v The telephone was unanimously indorsed. TT-Atlauta Constitution. ") |