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Show A H I ARTY RECOMMEND Tbe following letter, written by a western citizen to the officers ol an eastern surgical institute, explains the cause ol its writing aa it is read, and will all of iU peculiarities is positively genuine. It being certainly a real letter and not a joke we give a copy of it for tbe benefit of young people who need guidance either in spelling or in tbe art of forcible expression: ex-pression: Arkansas. GentsL receved your note requesting request-ing a statement of my Infirmity treatment aud improvement if I was improveing. I atn cured and dooiog regular days works paying my debts that I made in the last two years and Riinortoini mv fumilv and I harlilv liauk you gentleman lor your jciautific skill and magnanimous and eneroun treatment ot my case. I Liaunot iiude in all tl e drugstore! in this town in the men patent almanacks and advertisement of the patent noatramu a certificate of a crooaked legg cured that I can copy, but gents you cured me it that is what you want. You done it and I can whip the man that says you did not. Whip him worse than the Liberals Lib-erals did the republican prty in Ohio and Indiana. Lam him so his motherinlaw would not recognize him to give him a lecture. I am well through your liberality and I liko you, you are white you are I liberal so ia H W. Beecber I would like to join his church now that I am well I like his Stilo two years ago I was taken with spinal come and gett us or the spinal men of Jeaus ftDd they got me tha did. they croocked my left legg at rite angles backwards I trkleall the M. D.'s in the country tride Fish worm oile Birs Greas Skunks Oil Snake Oil and all the Patent oila to lelax the Cords but the ; did not relur worth a cent I went to ' and got one of your stretcher and gentlemen them old enrds did Stretch you belt your Hi Muck a Muck, and Gents I am well and if this suits you you use it and if it dont write one yourself Put it up itrorrg put in lots of Big words Latin words and lip a little slang for the Boy and 111 put my John Haucock lo it and Send it Back by return Mail. Yours Truly. Hartford Courmni. |
