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Show THIS LADIES. j Two married men at D.uiby, Vt., recently swapped wives. The New York Mail is "ylad Iho pu iltg niiinia mnong thoBa who are recognized aa ladies id aubdidiug." . Dr. Mary Walker has become bo fur reconciled to the admin, is trillion as to ofl'er to go lo New England and deliver a course of lectures. Mrs. Reuben Sherman of Mexico, N. Y., loal her voice the other day, but tit hiat accounts her husband hadn't started out to look for it. , Tbe Turks hive a superstition that the husband tvbo beats his wife on Friday will have good hick. It's very handy to help maintain a good uuuii.0110 t;ueiiimi;ui. i A prim Boston editor asks: "Is it , proper for young married ladies to be : Been upon tho stag6?" Yes, pro-1 vided they sit close lo tho driver and don't let their feet dangle too much over tbe sides. ( "Mrs, Purr, of this vilUge," says a' Wisconsin exchange, "lm3 bad no less than seventy attacks nf illness during her lifetime, and still lives." 1 She must ba one of tho "Brave Women ot Seventy Sicks." j Arithmetical Toast. "Tbe fair daughters of the land: may they add virtue to beauty, subtract envy from' friendship, multiply amiable accom-1 plishments by Bweetneas of temper, divide time by sociability and economy, econ-omy, and reduce scandal to its lowest denomination!" A Fryeburg, Me., man got bo disgusted dis-gusted wilb bis wile because she discharged dis-charged a pretty servant girl in a fit of jealousy, that he has sent to Chicago for divorce papers. Thewifu got wind of hie-game, and, in order to insure its entire success, eloped with another man. Jiias, tnu uruuin uuu niup aeusuu comes on apace! Spilkins is looking j forward wiih horror to his annual i week of penance to the molocb of house cleaning, when be has to dress i himself on the stairs, cat bis troak-! fast on the back piazz.i, and Bay his I prayers on the fcrass plat. An amtocralic woman of New Y ork postponed a lalal case of suicide because be-cause she could obtain no gold ballets. bal-lets. Slnsaid leaden ballets were good enough for common people, but she wouldn't commit suicide ns long as she lived unites she could have bullets of 18-carat gold. Such a particular par-ticular woman thould be aconrmo-dated. aconrmo-dated. Whenever a man, editor or speech maker, snys "the ladies God blcaa them" the ladies can put it down for a fact that be gives them credit lor as much brains as a peacock, and no more. Very fat, and very mean: and nnsty old men, are pretty Bure to! say "iho ladies God bless them" whenever they have tbo opportunity. I Fools also say it. |