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Show THE LADIES. c The "Daniel Deromlft" bonnet has 1 just appeared. 1 The Bhop Rirls of lioatDn numbrr ' neitrly one tenth of the entire popu- , lutiou ot the city. Miss Ellen Cuker ia ft Chicago real eatute agent who looks out for 30U tenanta nnd ia doing a fine buuinesa. In the French insane Btuliatica (or 1875 it is shown that 152 men became be-came lunatics from lovo, and only ihirty-seveu women. Mrs. Hayea reads the papera on both Bitlot, and frowns only wtien Hhe sees tho-ie hideous cutd ot the governor gover-nor which adorns t He rural weeklies. ThegreAt question is at last settled. A IViunsylviiLiia woman saya she can wit Ik twenty miles a duy in men's elolhea and only twelvo in fumalt' uppurt.!. "Or. Inceraoll'd tenth weddiug" is ', tho way a Urooklynptipcr commenced n popii'iir pastor's anniveroay. When ! tviked by a reporter bow many wive 1 ho had buried, ho replied, "i'ein!" Victuria WlkkIIiuII argues that : spirilualittui hna kept the world from a bmir curribd iiw.iv bv skeuticiani. Deuioslhenea and Alexander the Great are etill keeping lier informed. "Young ladii-3 should not bo deceived de-ceived by tliis moderated weather into leaving ofi' their belt buckles. There is a dtunpnrsa iu the air wiiich should he gnurded against." Daubury .Vt'if jr. A yitung lady who Wjis .iiuttentivc ut whijt, tins broken oil her engagement engage-ment with ber lowr btnnuso lie re- It'ommcmhd bur to 'Vcoop her mind up in a pe.tnut ehell, and fit it on 1 lie game." "Mother, may I have my pulon- .ii:e m:h' with vol Vf t pockets and tilvL-r trunmiiigc?" auks tho stylist) inis of the pL-riod. And if ma Biyt she may, t'ne dear little cre-iltire is reudLTt-J supremely huppy. ?avs a New England paper: "This is the grandest, uiiKhtitct, moet glorious glori-ous republic that ever blessed the world, aud Vl-1, with all its power md learning and greatness, it can't tuako nn iiiftiriHtt d woman LUip in Hie middle ol aonlcnco and listen to explanation." TIhto U publialmJ in lJirlin thr -.i f.tt auJ iu ve.iui J. in WUR'it liUUClCee)rti wiki Ljk. uy litu 1 LulU-r and ttngAr, and indict oliit-r mdiuuiliis upon tiieir stTvanta art-:n-!J tip to public obi. quy by iiAtne. .V l.ir-j nuuitKT of Hit- u b-c libera ol" the piOLT have tnund ilienisflvta nut to t iidr the scrvit e ui any woman who bin been tluia advertised three liuic" I nitiun the year. |