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Show Editorial Cares. The editor of a Texas paper gives the following figures of a statistical memorandum of his everyday life: Been asked to drink 11,302 Drank 11,392 Requested to retract 416 Didn't retract 410 Invited to parties and receptions by parties fishing for pufl'o 3,33;t ! Didn't take tbe hint 3,300 j Threatened to be whipped 174 I Been whipped 0 "VYLippoJ ha rtlViop fallsiw --' t Didn't come to time 170 iJcen promised whisky, gio, etc., if we would go after them... 5. G10 Been after them 6,000 Been asked what's the news 300,000 Told 23 Didn't know 200,000 Liad about it 9i,977 Been to church 2 Changed politics 32 Eipeat to change still - 50 Gttvo to charily 5 5.00 Gsre for terrier dog - 2b 00 Cash on hand 1.00 |