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Show PRINTING OFFICE DIALOGUE. It ia not alone printers and com pesitors will enjoy the following. It is a 0-ipitnl and very forcible illustration illustra-tion ot a printing odico dialogue: Foreman oflheoffice "Jones what are you at now?" Compositor "I'm setting a 'HouBe on Fire;' most done." Foreman "What is Smith about?" Compositor "He is engiged oa 'A Horrid Murder.' " ! Foreman "Finish it as quick as possible, and help Morso through i w.th his telegraph. Bob, what arc you trying to net up?" Bob "A Panic in the Monoy Market." Foreman '"rem, what are yoit1 tnbuting?" Tom "Pr'Za in the Giit Lottery." Forem in "Stop that and take hold of this 'Rina way' Horse.' locum, wl:ai in crcatwk 4f-,,;.' you been about for tho last half hour?'' Slccum "Justifying the 'Compromise 'Compro-mise Measures' which my 'sue set up.'' Foreman "Ton chup on the sterol there, what are you on now?" Chap on tbe stool "On the 'table' that you gave me." Foreman "Lay it on the table fui ihr1 nrrspnl: no mom for it " Compo?ilor "How abaut those 'Municipal Candidates V " Foreman "Run 'em in. What did you eay, Slocum ?" Slocum "Saall I lead these 'Msn of Boafon ?" Foreman "No; they ajr$ 'solid! of course." Compositor "Do vou want a 'full fice' head to Jeins kind's Family?"' Fam-ily?"' Foreman r"No; put 'em in 'small raps.' Juan, have you got up that 'C-pital Joke?' " John i"Nc air; I'm out of Ssorta ' " inreman "Well, throw in tb.ii "Million of California Gold,' and when you get throigh with it, I'll give you some more. Wilson, nave you finished 'The Coalition? " Wilson "Yea,r.ir; 'Toe Qoalilion' is ai! up!" Editor "What do you want now?" Pr. Devil "More ojpy, sir." Editor "Have you completed that 'Eioquent Tuankigiviug Discourse?' " Pr. Devil "Y air; and I've juat put up A Warm Winter.' " - |
