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Show INKLINGS. ! Nature's tailoring FoUto pulch. A bl.ick subject The coal question. Who is the greatest terrifier? Fire. I Cheery cobblers Jolly shoemakers. The rightful hair Seldom achi--' nun. ! i Doors have a Hat-less look in summer. sum-mer. ; ! Vcictsot the nij;lit The dogs tint bark. What a briber mustn't do L;Uher his wile. The hip of luxury A eat enjoying her milk. More than l.OOO.OtX) miles of telegraph tele-graph wire are in use. Stonewall Jackson's brother keeps a corner gi ocery in Memphis. Thero are twice as many pirla as there arc toys in the Sunday schools. "Boss" Tweed's residence- lifts been sold for $J.G,OoU lie is living on public charity . They have a thief in SpriusfiVM, who stmiLld bo punished, lie steals railroad whistling posts. James Gordon Bennett isn't mtn-h of a writer, but ho can lose $jO,(XIO on a pigeon shoot and not shed u tear. They sjw that John Morrisscy has , made a clcau profit of JK,(XK) tins year, with Jhrce congrossnicn yet lo hear from. i Five hundred and 'twenty-live dollars dol-lars profit in one year from seventen swarms of bees, is the report ol a New York beekeeper. An ignorant 'd lady was asked by a minister visiting her, if she had religion. She replied: "I have alight1 touches of it occasionally. " I Zion's Ikrall ail vises Christians I tot to wear their long faces at the j watering places. Only a long purse is necessaiy, Boston Post. A Vcrmonter advertises "unpiece-1 dented, unparalleled, unapproachable unadulterated confectionery." Send ; some to Luke Foland. ! Nilsson is said to have been singing out of tune in London, auri the j critics there tell her quite frankly that the lyric stage can spare her. ' Farton is said to be writing ihe biography of Tom Collins. As Tom j was not a newspaper man, it will I doubtless be ascertained that he bad many noble qualities. Say no more about Europe. She is taking care of Joaquin Miller, Vic. i and Tcnnie, Josio Mansfield, Genet, and two base ball clubs, and if that ; isn't kindness what is? Ddroit Free ' Frets. I In the Young Meu's Christian Association rooms, at Springheld, 1 Mass., all the books and magazines i are chained to the tables to keep j members of the society from stealing them. ( Bailey, of the Danbury News, on : Spurgeon: A large man, and a : thorough Englishman in appeaiance. A broad, reddish face, H;ht hair, and ! a square form Mo 1 irge for the' length. ' That Brooklyn boy hasn't been interviewed in-terviewed yi t, whom Mr. Becclwr once accosted, as the uichiuv:ig buik'-ing buik'-ing a mud edifice, with: "What are you doing Uiy?;' . "Making Plymouth Church." "Whero is the paster'.' " ' "0,1 haven't got dirt enough toj make him." ' Clow the liook HcecliVr! gAilty or nn lroct. rrostij;c in p iwvrli -B, il-ef 11 1 ucia 1, n!; I TolLo gn.ftt voidi.-- ( -H 1 1 vinue .ic.l Jiil 9H.'ti(, ' A btiad on yiior nli..ici!t lip Khali uti-ru'ally Stills their nt rran.n - r,.-it ItXtin pvl. You lli:it b.iTo UuUl thu wurlJ Eraiiilly, tin lt-' lt-' nullj, -Stjiml Imt n tv of the . .limit full. -Co.iri.T-.T,ino . |