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Show Whois He?. -Stealing acorns from a blind hog was once considered tho perfection of meanness, but this city has a kleptomaniac klep-tomaniac who can work all 'round that blind hog thief. The meanest man in Utah is the one who stole a hack-driver's overcoat off his hack about eleven o'clock last night, one of the coldest of the year. We would like to have the thief's name that we could herald it to the world as the cognomen of the "Wicktdest man in Utah." He evidently likes warmth, and will unquestionably have plenty of it by and by, when Sathanus gets him, or, in the language of the Baltimore Balti-more sailor, "whatiu thunder's the use of having a d Sathanus ?" |