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Show INKLINGS. General Cudhing lnw arrived in Madrid. T. .S. Arthur has written a novel on the iruaade. How to shorten cican voyages lengthen the ship. A Keejec Telander says that drunken drunk-en niiaHomiries njnko good "corned" beef. Burnside Iihs a ri rat -rate name with which to iuaugur.'ite tliH cremation movement. Mr. J. P. Bifielow, special aent of tho United SUUes Treitsury, ih t present pre-sent in Koine. tlenryia has produced the finest cauhlliiwers this cestKon, and tVmfiress tlic biggcftt cabbage bends. Boston proposes to eapturo the championship criekut colors, and has invested in a lanious English bowler. The Berlin AVmw "has authority to announce Ion. George Bancroft 'a early retirement from the diplomatic service." St. Albans must bo a lively town. Half of the population assembled in one street, the other d ty, to sec a man drive a pig. The laat plea of a fct-ngy husband is, "How can I contribute to the Washington monument, if you arc ho extravagant?" Mr. Sarloris would like the name of tho man who said Mi Nellie's suitor was awkward and unprepossessing unprepos-sessing in appearance. Danbury A'jics; "The rojtort that tho editor of this pnper is engaged to lecture next Winter is without substantial sub-stantial foundation. He feels more like lecturing hist Wintor." There has been considerable mortality mor-tality among the cattlo of Missouri this season, and every well regulated St. Ivouiy family now keeps an anatomist anato-mist to make its purchases of beef. Governor Booth, of California, ve-tond ve-tond twenty-five bills that wcro passed hastily in the Hosing hours of the Legislature. He did not write messages, but simply deposited tho bills in the waste basket. "When one is in a great hurry on a hot day," thoughtfully observes Mr. Marrowfat, "if tbtre is an tiling which stooping down to tic a shoestring shoe-string will produce in greater quantities quanti-ties than perspiration, it is profanity." The toothless may derive hope from thfi fact that in Killin, in Perthshire, Perth-shire, an old man died nt the ago ol ninety-one year?; but five years before be-fore his death hu cut six new teeth. which he said were quite serviceable (and "as sharp as lancets." The editor of the GJJf.n 'Col.) (jlbrt in closing his tir.it volume, - says: "If we h.ve hurt any one's I feelings or prospects the pust year, we're sorrv, and if they'll come arnnnd back ot the office Hume night we'll tik- it out of thorn, ami be friend. They havr a pn-tty nnnir for quarreling quar-reling in Phai l.'in e; tiicy call it reveling, a..d th.il wjs the crime for which ;i M-howl-iuM-hi-r and hotel- keeper were a. i used, Friday. The teacher tried to do the Good S.nnHri- ,Uu Inr a tramp, dad when he found ,thattlie landlord's hill was considerably consider-ably more than tho sum mentioned in the scriptures, a fight euEinil. i " " - |