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Show Tile Evansville Courier u;i0 fur iinpeachmenl of Chant. ft is still nip and tuck between Eli Perkins and oblivion, Cincinnati Times. Tho Cincinnati Knntircr lovingly dubs General John Pope "an Ancient-Pistol." Ancient-Pistol." Wo aro getting tired of Vunim and her ridiculous old transit. Please I cheese it. Nashville has a colored ghost. This would seem to argue tho necessity of u civil rights bill in heaven. "1'Iypocliondriacism" is an elegant word, for which the world is indebted to the Cincinnati Gazette. Twenty-nino years ago this month Sir John Franklin sailed on his last voyage of Arctic exploration, . The Belcher mine lia "punned out" a groau yield of nearly! ,XHJ,U(X) per month fur the past three mouths. A lady in Bath, Mo., who went out in search of May flowers recently, slipped on the ice and was fatally injured. in-jured. Tho Boston Transeript howls about dog thieves. They should kcop the door ol their sanctum carefully locked and bolted. The St.lxmis Times is talkingulwut "The Streets of the Future." The streets uf the present are what trouble most people. Mr. Sothem is about fulfilling an engagement hi Australia, where ho is to receive $1,000 in gold per night for eight weeks. A case of adultery in Bur lington, iowu, is upprupriiiiciy cituw uic "Dellashmult case." There is a deal o' smut in it. The people of Bertram, Iowa, arc diajwscd to cremate fiev.H. A. Bury, because he was "indiscreet" with young sinners. A Southern paper speaks of an "idiocratic" tclluw-citien. ' Idio-cracy" Idio-cracy" would be good, and rhyme with Democracy. The people of Dublin arc considering consider-ing the question ot placing a bust uf tho famous Irish composer, Balfc, in their national nithery. The Arkansas war currchpondeiit of the Cincinnati Cuimiicirm wiy: "i 'get near ai! the lights lately, as it is fie safest place J can find." The New IS. dfoid, M.W, editors ' uru collecting big eggs by ine-uis of iirlful little iiir.igi.iphs praising the ' peiaom who auudo in the eggs. i The Cambridge L'niverhily l.'uion have alupUd a iiiuti.ni, l.y lol vuf'rt l.i in hturut intnciuciug the iys-lent iys-lent ol creiii.itinii into Engl.md. i The Siu Fr.mci-cu si a tipt ti :i ivhu ,t.i.lnl thy --iip's Ku-I" !"..; tLirtccu pNig uf tol'.tn o is fpuk'-n of xcry fljivereiy by l ic ri.ligi.ius prc-i- uf city. ; While Sulpiiur Springs, Virginia, m noted k.r bringing together s-nils with but a single tiunigiil, but a I owl piinersignilieaiitly niiyn, "No Yankees need apply." The police of New York evidently nt al cleaning out. Tliey arc about j the most arrogant set of h luck heads we have heard uf lor some time. , Kochcster AVtcj-. j Autographs uf G. W.tflhmglon now sell in i'fiiladelphia fur a dollar apiece. I Pretty soon it will be neccvJiry to oiler a chronio v ith llic.se Mgn.tlurcn I lo sell them at all. t A 1 ice to p' l-Hi- living in hoii-c adapted for tu t.unilit When your ( bell rings, wait, the other people may ' go to the doeir. When their It'll j rings, rush to the d'r and hteii dy-I dy-I voutly. |