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Show A NOISY FEW. If the Gentile and Mormon inhabitants inhabi-tants of Utah do nut reBort to violence riot and revolution, it ia certainly no fault either of the Utah press or the sensational telegraphic press reporters who aro making day and night hideous with their constant appeals to passion and prcjud-.ee. What, with this class of partisan organs and tho rapacity ol offico hunters, both Gentile and Mormon, Mor-mon, tho people in Brighamdom ovinoo a great degrco of patience and good common soma in keeping their hands off each others throats. Omaha Bee. Tho Bee man should think of tho old story of the cobbler and his wife. The old man was anointing her with oil of aiirrup strap when a passing deacon, hearing the noise, stepped to tho door, and tried to Bhame the flagellating flag-ellating cobbler. "Do you not know,' said the man of piety, "that you two are ono?'' "One, quotha!" said the cobbler. "If you passed here sometimes some-times you would swear there are fifty couples of us. " That's how it is hore. There are no Mormon offioo hunters, just now, for it's no use ; hut tho fw howling dervishes that aim at "beauty and booty" make noise enough for an army of wolves. Still, there's nobody's throat in danger ; not evon a tele-' graphist'p. |