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Show i:ki, i:ygs. Maine has produced 477 authorf. llyacinthe will come ta America next year. Travel is liht on the Hudson River railroad. Rhode Island had 2ul divorced laat year. The rotiiQj are tiQiiis from top raili in VirKinia- Oakes Antes is called the congres-giutial congres-giutial pawLijuuLir. Texas agriculture is l';ici!:tattd by 40 agricultural ouciticr. Like a beech Ir e, '.lie Kiuimaux dogs have a wry tiiin baik. A colored Mcmihi4 preacher Civile himeelt Henry Ward Bcccber No. -. During 172 tho products of the Michigan cojipor dismetfl reached $L2,tWO,000. Baltimore haa a prophet who predicts pre-dicts the restoration of the Bonapartes in 1875. A citizen of Palmyra, We., owns a coat which has been in constant me for fifty-seven years. Greasy. Wages are eleven cents per day and board, in Biaril, and workmon are scarce at that. California Chinamen make a olock and case out of an oyster caD, bits of wire, two nails and a piece of lead. Father Burke is ill at Memphis, and his pbynicians have couimacdod him to cease religious work until he recover?. The kiDg of Bavaria is a gay old boy who goes to candy-pulls and corL-pops, and he likes nothing better than a ride out to a spelling echoo', A Yale college student said ho had "rather be boss pauiiuke baker in Vat-sar Vat-sar college, than to have professor I Tyndall's head oa his bhouldm." M iss Virginia Cunnin .1---, j1 Shol-byvillc, Shol-byvillc, Tenn., was badly burned last week, her dress catching tire as nho kneeled to say her prayers. Moral obvious. Chicago ruinco pies arc easily distinguished dis-tinguished from tho pastry of other cities, from the fact that cockroaches are used io the ptaoo of raisins in their manufacture. A clergy man at Dca Moines was a little annoyed the other Sunday to End that some one had taken tho Bible away and left a c py of "Dick Tur-pin" Tur-pin" on the pulpit. Tho Pall Mall Gazette plaocs among the mysteries whioh time only can unravel, un-ravel, tho question whether Jay Gould lost or gained by his restitution of property pro-perty to tho Erie railway. Another great man has gone to his rest, Ephraim 0. Mitchell, champion olam-diirgor of Connecticut, has cut bis connections with earth and gone to attend an eternal clam-bake in the great hereafter. Tho congressional jackoss trying to belittle his own ears by dircctiog attention at-tention to thoso of his relative, the mule--Harlan'B paper, the Washington Washing-ton Chronicle, calling for the expulsion of Oakes Ames. Chicago Tribune. That nervous youth in Louisville who recently, by mistake, slipped a nickol live cent piece into the parson's hand, instead of a five dollar gold pieoo, which ho had ready in aiiothe pocket, after three weeks of wedde bliss, thinks ho paid pretty dear for his fun after all, and regrets that the nick? el was not a suspender button. |