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Show LMvLLGS. Applt-j.iLk p:u"tit-s art.- un hi mom. Murk Twain i I Seotluml. TIip lio.tr-clii.lLTA I'fi. vailing to ;.n .il;irn;ini; extent in vuo. Ccnr-o Fmneis T 1 oy the fiii;iiu'i:l rupture. Loiulon tea-ttrliiK-T.-; nave ti:?i'nver-txl ti:?i'nver-txl iron tiMnirs in their cup:. Ann:. Dickin-snn -receives mis sea-in sea-in $HKl for each ot tier kxmres. Cliif.'Hjo l turnin:: nut r.ii.ruad nun the rate ol' '.lXHi inn- n year. TVw ton's i-T'iin rert ii"-- miifim- ..'p-tMiiLier ..'p-tMiiLier aniotmteil to .') nusn- 'MVaih s. e:nsto I PiiiliuU-lpuU sciit-Jiif luran liati-iraitAi daily. O!or:ilo mm- run nine tiauv, uuc t-eini-vekly nnd m in v-two wccki lie w.-i papers. Tho liuri es.s makere art' hu-uhil: out certitiutl cheeks, warnmletl to nuia the head ti. Philadelphia is letting the C'enton-ninl C'enton-ninl rest, and tn'itig to statue Christopher Chris-topher Columbus. PitLsbuvs as taken the first premium pre-mium in sausage-slut lei's at t!ie Cincinnati Cin-cinnati exposition. A man who died iu Cambrid'r. Yt. recently, bt)astwf of having read his Bible through IGo times. The Dutch love of spice is ?cn in the appropriation of $J5,000,0VHJ to carry on the "pepper" war. A gallant pentlcman of Illinois recently re-cently paid $15 line, for stinging his house girl around by the hair. A Galcsburg barber advertises himself him-self as a "professor of crinicultural abcission and crauiulogieol tripsis." A family cansisling of a widowed mother, three sons and two daughters, were all married at once in Cincinnati. Cincin-nati. Certain heirs in Pennsylvania broke a will last week by proving that the deceased once paid twenty dollars for rt dog. A society in Piscataquis, Mo. , has resolved that it is "as bad to vote for a thief, a liar or a drunkard as to be one." A "Congress of women" is to be held, and a preliminary meeting at Chicago on the 14th inst., is to fix the time and place. Duluth held a fair last week at which gardeners exhibited the finest display of icicles ever grown in a single summer. Six Rochester mou disputed aliout ' the age of Christopher Columbus, and ! engaged in a fight which laid three ol 1 the number out. A Brooklyn judge holds that whore a young man has shown a preference for a certain young woman a kiss is ' virtually an engagement. A North Carolina jury decided the case of a man on trial tor murder by pulling fingers. Alter a lengthy con-r con-r test the prisoner was acquitted, Tho chapel of tho University o: North Carolina, at Hillsboro, is usee for stabling cattle. The school, how r ever, makes a pretense of running. A butcher at Warrcnton, Ya., became be-came enraged at his horse and tiec the animal up and was sawing him ir two when parties interfered, but ten late to save the horse. Pero lTyacinthe, who renouncet the Virgin Mary and Pope Pius somi time since, has bidden an adieu tc orthodoxy, and become a convert tc Darwinism. He is a variegated Hy-acinthe. Hy-acinthe. The following advertisement ap 'peared in a Cincinnati paper, fil'u years ago: "Passengers wanted A d wagon will start for New York City it about two weeks. Five passengers will be accommodated at $2o each." " A spread-eagle orator of New Yorl o Slate wanted the wings of the bird t fiy to every town and country, t every village and hamlet in the broa land, but he wilted when a naught; boy in the crowd sang out, ''You't be shot for a goose before you hat ; flew a mile." A gentleman took the followim telegram to a telegraph office: " fc announce with grief the death of Un cle James. Come quickly to read th ) will. I believe we are his heirs-John heirs-John Black." The clerk havinj counted the words, said: "There an T two words too many, sir." All right cut out "with grietV |