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Show THE LADIKS. A ;u (J.iW-iir:, I!!.. ! Iftit .-in iur cu:u:l: u:r hi.-i wiiV'b 1"ii.-rv :i ii k; 11 K'!k' v,uo : plvk!.-- ii..r !:.uN iwiiA- a v.ct'k in i onl-.-r t... ki.t'1' tin'iii whit.'. I M.-.rv l'.uit..!. W;i:k. i ins tml j I'.ua ,1HT l'"!' --'iy tii:itthc ! :Vi;fiU-ll.rl A lii'.ll.' IflivAil. I T'nc wive- id' n.uinr. broke up liit- phuk'-niph illen' ul'u pretiy I widow I :ui.-e tin if hu-l';uuU were 1 ;ihv;iv- -iitiiii: tiieiv. I 'Die Waupnn iWi.) tliink- ! if iu-ti. w re al.ind(mi.d it would ; make it ft jniu'ntv -.i-ier 10 gvtc-ss imw much a ;irl wriii-- Mn. Junk, of tiiio.reeent!y deniou--irated lier lark of allection for old Junk 1-y li-iMin.t; Ids l)-ad under v;-' v;-' ter until he w;i; .jiiite dead. Cartlia-e. X. V.. conies forward : with a woman who. at the a.e of one huudn-d and one, jumps rope and plays at '"leap lV.--." Next! Seeret nian-ia-. are so popular at l'eoria that fatlerand mothers dare not seold their daughters: f'.'r fear they are ail,h,esin;4 some one' wife. '"If you don't like tlii- dinner you'd better t;o out and liant; yourself," said an Ohio woman to her htilaud, and he followed her intruetioiLS. It eo-ts as mueli," says the Rev. Henry Morgan, "to launch a woman on tlio sea of life in the-e times as it would to iit out a mall sehooner." Ten yount; ladie-of Dubuque, Iowa, have stinultaneou.-ly diseovereil thai the world hollow and their dolls .it ii lied with sawdust, and entered a nunnery. The dyiiit eoun-e! of u Wisconsin woman'yiven to her daughter should be engraven in gold and impressed on every young giii It was, "Never turn a blus. silk. What more precious thing can n ' man have, asks the Xew York Moil, ihan the lir-L love of au innocent Ctrl willi an undivided interest in fourteen four-teen boulevard lots'.' The wife of (.leueral Fremont is -aid to be anxious to many one of her daughters to a Count or Lord. In this way they can be tolerably sure of getting a family barber. 'Tare love is monarch of all difficulties. diffi-culties. Beautiful ami light-footed, like the leopard, it leaps the chasms of separation, and crouches delighted at the feet of its own!" Just so. 1 The mortal ily among married men in Trenton, lnd., is reported to be on the increase, in consequence 01 a wealthy philanthropist's oiler to give a barrel of tlour to every widow. in the (own. A Mi;-unri lover called his girl a a Mo. thick, in response, to which misundcr.-tood compliment the lass lifted a handful of hair from the top 1 of his head a modiJied scalping operation. I An old womftn in Maine crossed over a bridge that was marked ; "dangerous" without seeing the sign. ; On being informed of the fact on the j other side she turned aljout in great alarm and reerosscd it. ; A gentleman in the exchange line, . whose wife has lately presented him ' with twins, insists upon calling them I doubloons, to keep up the spirit of ' his profession. But his wife says they , will lc sovereigns, by and by. ' Elizabeth Stuart l'hclps says that dress skirts shall be shortened from four to six inches, that the biassed waist and corset shall give way to the : plaited gamp, that clothing shall be ! suspended from the shoulders, etc. j Then she has a new issue: ''Does cither the essential modesty of , feminine nature or the safety of soeie- ty require drapery below the knees?'1 |