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Show , ' Foil Tiirr r.ADTi:5f. lluir-imis to matyh llio color of the J hair are coiiiinsr into YOjrui. . TLc McA inhahiuiuts of .Salem, , All., puint with pr'ule to a cat years j old. ,. . . A Florida colored woman rock-a- hyrd her infuiit to sleep with a of laudanuui. A New Orleans domestic applied i coal oil to tho salad, by mistake ior vinegar.' She was blown up- Recent laide have laken to preserving preserv-ing their luarriao bells and boquets under glass cases, as parlor ornaments. , Watcvlury, 'Conn., has a woman weighing only eirhty-s pounds, who I lms just given birth to the fourteenth child. Teacher. "(jeriy, vou wcro a very sood girl to-day." lierty. ' lcs, : ma'am ; I couldn't help being ,e;ood 1 j J had a stiff neck." t A Lawrence paper announces that ' its price in future will ho $10 a line lor , printing "Lines on the Death of Little . Tommy," or any other youth. ' Some humorous youths in Philadol- j ! phia endeavercd to prevail on an 1 oyster-woman to (alee a scat on a red- j hot stove. They tini-dird their sport ! in jail. , I ! Theodore Tilton, in his life of Vio- ! j toria C. SVoodhull, says : "She can t olimb ft trco like an athlete." It is probable he meant to pay, "like an elephant." el-ephant." I MVomen, wake up!"" exolaims the Ri volution, and an indolent rural edi- tor adds: "1'es, and d n it, turn out and make a fire and put the tea-l tea-l kelde on." . A Now iTork clergyman, iu a lato : discourse, said lie thought a great deal i which is Bet down to Providence might more truthfully bo set down to human , oarlewncss. "Kaly,".said a landlady to her, help, the other morning-, "K:ily, was there ,j any lire in (he kitchen last night while you were titling up V" "Only just a spark, ma'um !'' ' Trying lo do buiucs.-j without advertising adver-tising io Uko winking at a pretty girl through a pair of green goggles. You j may know what you are doing, hut j nobody else does. - A Miss Nichols, of i'laistow, New llauipshiro, has been presented with an elegant gold watch and chain aa a 1 recognition of tho fact that she n a . "model Christian woman." j A young gentleman palliates his con- duct in having jilted a young lady to I whom ho was supposed to have been engaged, by saying that her lip curled 1 naturally and her hail' didn't. j Kato Field h a good pistol shot; i Miss IJ.izlctt swims liko a duck; Fliza-beth Fliza-beth Cady Stanton is a scientific angler and it is intimated that Susan B. Anthony An-thony plays a raiding game of draw poker. , Mrs. Krncstiue L. Hoeo, who id -now lecturing in England, is sixty years of j age,, and such, is the chasm .of her ! I delivery that she cannot speak a dp?,cn ' words without being interrupted by ap I plause. A lady iu Loudon got the idea into : into her head that the "devil was in I her, nnd hanged herself. If women go I to hanging themselves for a little' thing like that, they're going lo be I scarce, that's all. ' A Cincinnati woman in destitute cir-I cir-I cumstanccs lately returned a pair of shoes she had received from tho relief j union with a note, saying sho would I like a liner pair with high tops, since ! her daughter wore short dresses. The reason why no divorce suits in Wyoming have grown out of the enfranchisement en-franchisement of women is the fact that the men have become so cowed that no one of them daro institute proceedings. pro-ceedings. Thoy sudor in silence. It is rumored that Henry Ilurlbut, of the World, is about to marry Tennie C. Claflin. If tho World and Tennie got togcthor, but one addition will be needed to complcto that dreadful trio which all good men warn us against. A Detroit husband caught his wife and the family physician kissing liko young lovers in the gushingest stage, and olTercd a lew remarks, whereat the wifo began to cry. The husband inquired in-quired the reason. "Alas," replied sho, "I weep because your utter want of confidence in me terribly aftiiels my sensitive nature." The husband looked thoughtful. -. Thofo who aro fond of canaries would do well to carry out the lbllow-ing: lbllow-ing: Always hang tho cage so that no I draft of air can strike the bird; give nothing to healthy lairds but eanaiy aud rape seed, niixcd with water, cuttle-lish bone and gravel on the floor of the cage; also a little water for bathing. The room should not be ovcr-hcatcd. When moulting (shedding (shed-ding leathers) avoid drafts of air; give plenty of rape seed slightly moistened; a little hard-boiled egg and cracker grated fine is excellent. Bad seed kills birds. Cabbage and sweet apples are good, as preventing fevers. |