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Show IKL1XCS. He that Uie.i on ewry wed iuu--l -lirhl on pyi.in. j Tiit-y ate Lnrnin corn instead ol )al at Marysvilie, Kentucky. Bufialo Lii an io.-titution called the . Cuuif relation vl the Fourteen ilulyi lcl,.,T,." The stream of life Fitrk; and religion .' iapt to run in oue channel and bust-j in another. A Kentucky Tanner rd'nd to buy a T ewiiiK machine "he wed his wheat 1 ut ol'a bucket." A coroner's jury in Minnesota recent- ; declared a man to have Uvn ''nevt-re f frozen to death." J A Louisville German rejoices in the; uire-stive and rather appropriate; lame of Sauerweiu. A Portsmouth, X. It., youth won he stakes of a bet by rating two' iound.s of raw beefsteak. The New Orleans Titiirs regards a i 'hopeful husbandmen" tlioso who sow jribes and expect to reap reforms. 1 A young lady was caught up by a ;ale in Pennsylvania, transported -lui: rards, and deposited in an apple tree. There are complaints made that the : rustees of Beecher's church bull the I . ww market by bidding up all the 1 1 jews. A youthful writer who wanted to tnow what magazine would give him ;he highest position the quickest is rt!- ! jpect fully referred to the powder rnaya-line. rnaya-line. Small-pox has changed the whole' mannerof Philadelphia. Now, instead; of bidding each other good day, they ' ask, "How's your scab?" Three-fourths of all tho water of London has been pronouueed poison- i ous by Prof. Frankland, of the Kojul institution. Londoners drink as much as ever, though. An Irish exchange paper put two of its head-lines over the account of tho Chicago Lire in this way: "Generous Assistance Coming from Kvery Quarter An Appalling Spectacle." There is nothing new under the sun. The Thames tunnel is said to have j been anticipated by one under the ; F.uphrates at Babylon, and the ancient; Kgyptians had a Suez canal. Thiers is described by an Amcricau gentleman, who saw him on the HHh ult., as "looking as hale and hearty a.s t he Pope, and promising to outlive two or three French revolutions." Poisoning appears to to be the favor-. ite means of suicide in New York, as thirty-eight out of the one hundred and eight who made away with themselves them-selves last year dit it n la Villikine.- ' A young man in Omaha was robbed ' i of $',000. lie informed his lather in: Indiana, and that relative immediately, went to sleep and dreamed tho name of the robbers, who were found and ar- rested, and the money recovered from them, at Omaha. A De3 Moines girl, enjoying a buggy ride with her lover, had her chignon removed re-moved by a horse which was driven up behind. Just as the thing was done tho driver of the horse whipped up and passed the lovers and whirled away, the chignon dangling from tho harse's mouth. |