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Show IMv LIZVGS. A I tost on paper cilln a loir :iq "air apparent." St. 1'aul, Minn , e-iiploys its prison-iT3 prison-iT3 in cli'aniiiK sidewalks. Tin ri' a vimiift! in lluj.kiu-i ivunty, Ivy., cal c 1 1'y-W lu'ppily. "Sunday ewniriu loas" iirj tlio latent lat-ent My'e ut eiiliTlainuieiit. Siii.'tiliLi j l:oloiUh:ivc".iil't roa-:liL'J ilic very ubvious observation lliat tall injoptc live l"i)iiT tlian shtrt nin s. Va. F.srncy spo-ik l" Oliver W'cudi-ll ll'iirnrs a-i ' t hit il.'iitriutu itmry I'lnary." A witty l'r(M:! wiiii:r .-ay-, ilul a kiss is ai omv iln- ,-!i.- ip.--i ami d.-an'sl tlitDu in t lie v,.i Id While mu.-Iiti, laco and :,i!k mcklics ire the mn.-i I'l.-iiional.li! at this season. sea-son. 'I lie Hon. S. 'J'uil'.H band of braves are as lively as before ihey 1'roze to ileal li. 1'iOf.lnn font. An cnteririinK westerner doubles hi.s lbnncr receipts by advertising ice as "soliditied protoxide ol' hydrogen." A bcotch mother, insane concerning the virtues ol' cold water balhinp, baptized bap-tized hr-r infant to death. Au Indiana wile worked lour years to piece a quilt, and i lion her husband : L'Ot drunk and tore it up in live minutes. min-utes. The spring of liS-l; was so cold, that teams crossed the ice on the ponds near Uoston during the first and second weeks in April. Some California journals are advocating advo-cating the propriety of making the office of-fice of state school superintendent eligible eli-gible lo women. The master of ceremonies' at a recent re-cent St. Louis funeral announced: "The corpse's cousins wiil now come forward," A Mobile undertaker has the corpse of a child in his shop, in a metallic coffin, to "show tho superiority" of said metallic coffin. Barnum's cannibal from Fiji says be jahcrs he'll not stand being stared at for ten dollars a wake, d'ye uioind now? A resident of Council Bluffs has invented in-vented a process tor the manufacturing a clear, inodorous, non-explosive and inexpensive gas from corn and cobs. A Connecticut rat, during the last cold snap, tried to nibble something from an axe, had its tongue stuck fast to the iron, and froze to death. A jilted lover in Mobile, Ala., stole the presents he had given tho fickle fair one whilo she was being married to his successful rival lie is in jail. A new. style of house shoe is a sort of high slipper of the color of the dress, buttoned on one side with six small buttons. A woman's head, with the present fashion of wearing the hair, and the high bonnet, is said to be as large as that of a horse. A well-known comic writer says he would rather be a widower every two years regularly, than to be a lonely, miserable old bachelor for ninety days. Syracuse has a $10,000 breach of promise case. A sixteen-year old school girl is tho injured one, and a prominent youne physician of that city "the gay Lothario." |