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Show KKLI'GS. j The death rate in the central provin- r cos id India in Au'ibt, wa-s 1.4 per I lhoii.-aiid. A larpe roll ef uupald bilU ia hi.-hreast-)Ocket avcd the iile ol' a Fiuri-dao Fiuri-dao from the knil'e ol' an aasMu. A Vinccnnea photographer adver-' tines : "Liabics taken aud finished in ten oiinutes'' which Ls rouh oa the babies. j A maenificent statue of the Virgin, in massive silver, valued at $o,oH.t, ha.-jujit ha.-jujit been sent to the l'ope by the , Spanish Catholics. j An Indian criminal wept eopiou.-ly when his term of imprisonment expired, . and the inhuman jailor thrust him out into the cold world again. When you see a man with a jioud deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it he I j keeps a very small slock of it within. : However many friends you have, do ! not neglect yourself; though j-ou have ; a thousand, not one of them loves you i so much as as you ouht to love your-; your-; self. j Daily newspaper paragraphing is ; petting to ho tearfully abbreviated. I Here's a specimen recording a death 1 "Clay Spencer, colored, pint of Metn-' Metn-' phis whiskey." Preserve your conscience always soft and sensitive. If but one siu force its way into that tender part of the soul and dwell there, the road is paved for a thousand iniquities. Miss Minnie Houston, of Jasper county, Ind., was struck suddenly dumb while singing in church tho oilier night, and has not since been able to utter a word. Sarah Douglas, a colored washerwoman washerwo-man of Lebanon, Ohio, desirous of seeing see-ing that place prosper, has subscribed several hundred dollars toward a new railroad. IVity Uarbush, ot JNclisvilIe, Wis., went out to milk tho cow ono evening ' in October and has not been heard of since. This seems to be another warning warn-ing to parents about keeping cows around. Miss Paulino Fletcher, at the age of fourteen, an adept in ail the mysteries of algebra, geometry, trigonometry, and so forth, is the champion mathematician mathe-matician of Indiana, at La Grange county. An exchange says that the now stylo of collut for gentlemen is simply terri-8o. terri-8o. They are an economical, article, however, as with moderately long pantaloons pan-taloons they do away with all necessity for a shirt. A Milesian, born on the last of the year, felicitates himself on the narrow escape from not beiDg born at all. 'Be jabers," "said he, ""and if it had I not been till the next day, what would have bcoomo of me ?" The signal service has commenced to report the depth of water on all the prominent points on the Mississippi river and other navigable streams, in the same manner that weather reports arc forwarded. The pilots of the steamers will be regularly informed of tho stages of water upon the bars, and thus be able to act upon certain information, infor-mation, instead of vague and ol'tcn interested in-terested reports. |
