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Show ' J.,'VJlMWilLIIULWJ, IMvLIXGS. Cinciinati has daily drowsing items. Charleston h.s aa arteeian well for sale. The rattlesnake crop of Missouri is large. Ar.gusfa, G , rfdaced its dog cm-sus cm-sus lot' oa dj Wm week. A Colorado atret preacher has gone crzy, and taken to the mountains. moun-tains. A company of zouaves has been organized or-ganized lu Jacksonville, IUiuuis. A pair of Cincinnati e opera wa ked twalve milbd ttio other niht after a ck-rgytuau. A York State woman has sewed up a child's iiOMtrila because it wouldn't una a haii(lkrouiat. The Otifida Iudians in Wisconsin have orauir.e.l a brass band to soothe the eavagu breast. Weudell Phillips asserts that in Boston "every tenth, parson is & rriouaal, aud every noventeeuth a paup-jr. " A Richmond paper defines old fogyisui to bo "written ader i.-e-uieuia ntickin up at tue Post Oilioe." We've feot tueui m ibis city. A Cdiforuian lay dowu under a ; fence to sluep, and a col my of ants took piisessuu of his south west ear. Vv'uat tuoir ant-ear-ior designs were i nut known. ; An unfeeling reporter puts an interesting in-teresting item this way: ''The whinay inspired attempts of a liuf-falouiiin liuf-falouiiin to climb the smoke stack of a panning lucumotive were attended with fatal results." William Vauderbilt, Vice-President, md s ima Directors of the Central Railway, ran an express train last week, from Rochester to Syracuse, 81 miles, in 61 miuutes the fastest time, it is said, ever made in America. A foolhardy young man named Dick Webb, a compositor io the Plattaburg, New York, Sentinel office, secently climbed the epire of a new charea in Plattsburg, one hundred and ninety six feet above the level of the street, and balauced himselt on a surface of little uioro man aa iaoh in diameter. An Irishman attending a Quaker meeting heard a young Friend mafee the following announcement. 'BretU-ron 'BretU-ron anl sisters, I am going to marry a daoyhter of the L rd." "The nivil tye are," said Pat, ''faith and be jabers, and it will b a L.cg time be-lore be-lore je'll see yer father-iu-Uwl" |