Show 118 0 War Opera Washington Star Why did that manager man-ager engage those two jealous sopranos and those two rIval comedians Hes going In for realIsm He says hes gplrg to Imt 011 a war opera with some real war in It r 1 Tired Indianapolis Journal Gee but Im tired said the dry goods clerk I Had a busy day asked the motorman motor-man There hasnt been much trade but I have been hard at work all day cutting up remnants for OUr bargain sale tomorrow I iitfrr t I Unlucky Thirteen 1 7ashlngton Star rsnta 13lnch gun ennFlpred unlucky inquired the superstitious super-stitious man I Jt all depends replied the matterof fact acquaintance on whether youre an American or a Spaniard if t + lf r r tV tJr > itp 1 Financiering New York World Mr HinghupYou said that thing would not cost over 50 Mrs HlnghupI gave exactly 50 for it hut then I paid the modiste 20 more for her promise to tell eveIJbody that It cost 100 II Not Filling Exchange FIrst Member Music Com mitteeDoes the new sopranos voice fill the church Second IemberHardly The ushers tell me there are always vacant seats in the gallery MANiLA AND THE PHILIPPINE ISLAND So IfN ETS I AND ONf E OUPOr UI T fRO 1 JUt HfRAlD Will procure a handsome book with sixteen pictures of interesting scenes in the PHILIPPINES each 10x14 with descriptive text e2 tpt c t c 1 The Herald has arranged for a set of handsome books similar in style io Uncle Sams Navy which contain pictures made from photographs photo-graphs taken in the Philippines recently which will be supplied to our patrons for one coupon and 10 cents if delivered in the city or one coupon 1 cou-pon and 12 cents if sent by mail There are five books in the set J They Will Be Ready For Delivery Today J oDccococco COUPON11 How to Get THE e1 I 4 > lIANILA AND 1 CUT OUT THIS i THE PHILIPPINES i COUPON Cut out and call or send to 0 1 Herald office with f f > 10 CENTS I i 1 i 1c i By man 12 cents j Lwccccoc 1 1d |