Show WIT AND HUMOR Chicago Record When I was your age sir I used t6 attend strictly to busi nedSYes Yes when you were my age you kept a country store and Ive heard you say you used to play checkers all day long Indianapolis Journal Not a Free Man You sav said the city editor that he walked forth J from the grim walls of the prison a free man Yes sir answered the reporter Well he didnt His wife was with him Washington Star Enlightening Him I wonder what that young woman meant by alluding to me as property poor said Willie Washington Perhaps reillied Miss Cayenne she overheard me when I told a friend that you were selfpossessed t Detroit News The DramaAnd you say the hero wears the most striking costume cos-tume in the whole piece Yes Thats queer What Is i it Tights and boxing gloves Philadelphia North American A New Departure What makes you look so blue I joined the D nt Worry society this afternoon r Well 1 Im a bit anxious to know where the money for initiation fee and dues is to come from London TitBits False PretensesShe Mr Footelightly doesnt look like an actor docs he HeNo and he doesnt act like one either New York Journal A Slight Misunderstanding Misunder-standing Mrs Bigheart Goodness to goodness John how many turkeys do you suppose it will take to feed a hundred college boys Mr Bisheart What on earth do you want to know for Maria Mrs Bigheart Why here Tom writes that he is going to bring home some 99 men to spend New Years day with him Washington Star No said the young man with a downy upperllo to the barber bar-ber I dont care for a paper To tell you the truth r dont think there is enough realism in modern art i I Wouldnt you like to look at the New I Years cartoons I No sir Theyre just what I object to It was only 12 months ago that they depicted de-picted 07 as a chubby smoothfaced boy And now look at him The idea of his growing a beard in one year |