Show I WIT A HUMOR Detroit Journal Hope Never DlesI hopes he mused bitterly are ashes Suddenly a great light came Into his face Ii faceI will shift them he exclaimed New York Press Their Natlye Heath Papa where do they get those pretty shiny collar buttons from I From the oyster my child But papa how do the oysters get under un-der the bureau Truth Say guvnor cant ye use a good live man in your business No I cant Im an undertaker Life She says that since she married she has been through evarything Yes Her husband says the same thing > Puck Nipped In the BudFirst Congressman Con-gressman Will your bill pass the house Second CongressmanNo It wont even pass Speaker Red Chicago News Cholly Addlcpate Aw doctah I havo wecently been afflicted with fearful headaches DoctorI see Some of those aching voids we read about Chicago News Teacher in geography class Johnnie how is the earth divided di-vided Johnnie who reads the foreign news Dont know I havent read the papers this morning I Puck Isaacsteln pathetically Ach1 mine fricndt ven I sell you dot suit for fife tollars Im losing moneysh on I Farmer You he Isaacsteln Yes mine friendt Its in zured for more dan dot TitBits Mr Showman said an inquiring In-quiring individual at the menagerie can the leopard change his spots Yes sir replied the individual who stirs up the wild beasts when he is tired of one spot he goes to another TitBits Equal to the Occasion Peddler Ped-dler I have a most valuable work to sell maam it tells you how to do anything any-thing Lady sarcastically Does it tell you how to get rid of a pestering peddler Peddler promptly Oh yes madam buy something of him Washington Star How did you manage man-age to walk so fine Inquired Miss Miami Brown You never won de cake befo I fooled mesef inter walkin good replied Mr Erastus Pinkley I half shet my eyes an made blieve dat cake was er chlckln Boston Transcript HicksWhat was that Mrs Llfjwlg died of VlcksSh Not so loud please Embolism Em-bolism I believe they called I HicksBut why so careful about mentioning men-tioning if WlcKs If Mrs W hears the name shell be down with it herself before a week Chicago News Smith I was reading in the paper this teaming about a Texas man who was struck by lightning while hs was swearing Remarkable occurrence occur-rence wasnt I BrownOh I dont know I lightning was to strike a Texas man when he I wasnt swearing it would be much more remarkable I |