Show HOMESPUN YARNS YARN Over Oyer in tn C California which state is s fast becoming to spiritualism what Utah Is 15 to a party part of Mormon elders be became became came carte greatly impressed with the tho meetings some wonderful demon demonstrations demonstrations having overtaken n one of ot their I number at a n recent meeting So tho the eld eid elders ers are decided d to have bare a a After some scurrying around a n cowboy from front down 1 toward the greaser line was secured 1 and prevailed upon to act as part of ot the subject The elders surrounded a table and laid their hands bands fiat upon it as the I medium had bad done and setting the cow cowboy cowboy cowboy boy in a chair near at hand told him to will tho the presence of ot who was wasa a robber mentioned in the Book o oJ of Mor Mormon Mormon mon m An anxious moment passed when like one tho the subject leaped to his feet turned a back rock somersault banged his head against the wall and tailing on ills his back drew both pistols and began to toS hoot S When llen both cylinders were empty and the ceiling looked like a pepperbox the cowpuncher arose rolled his eyes and andin andin andIn in a hazy h voice inquired Who the hell bell was And concluded Henry Tanner in re lating bUng tile the story that was wan the last se sc se ance sacs the elders ever eYer promoted Say asked a a young youns man of ot a police policeman policeman policeman man yesterday have you jou ou got that night burglar that only takes cash yet yeU No to o sighed the bluecoat not yet Then I guess Ill IU touch the old man for 25 tonight and leave l ave the back window open Anent the popular fad of the hour there is no foundation found in the rumor which was started by b a certain young attorney in the tho county clerks office to the effect that Albert T Schroeder will be tendered the editorial chair of ot a Salt Lake evening pa 10 paper paper per for the tho space of ot one week along the lines of In Xii His 1115 Steps or What that Would Lucifer Do 2 There are Me some damsels dam els In this burg b bur who assert that W G Coleman the lead leader leador er or of ot the Grand orchestra is I eccentric It happened during the interlude of the second act Coleman had bad been bringing bI horsehair and catgut Into clase clese and proximity in a romp under tho the wire wiro for first place with Cal Carrington a n hot second on the piano It was on the home borne homestretch homestretch stretch of ot a selection from As Coleman collared the pole and won out by a neck the audience ap with due decorum Accordingly Coleman Oleman laced faced the sea of faces and bow bowed bowed bowed ed his dignified acknowledgment Caval lens lerta Is not considered a com corn ic opera nevertheless the audience titter tittered tittered tittered ed and apparently demanded an encore Simultaneously Olsen Oisen nearly swallowed the mouthpiece of his cornet camet while hUe Del Beesley fell teU limp across the bass bans drum and all was chaos In the tha haste of ot dressing the leader of the orchestra had omitted to remove his recitative tie and had buckled on n his aress bow over the glaring neckwear simply the tire act of an ai absentminded ge go genius nina Speaking of absentmindedness what did that bloodthirsty in the Oregon Short Line iAne freight office in tend to convey last week when he mean m dered up Second South street with his headgear adorned with the legend Metro politan Police Pollee A A quartette of ot returned missionaries were standing on the Smith drug store corner last Friday talking over ov r old times when up one of them as follows You know over oer in London we boys bo s used to do our own cooking for lor the sake of ot economy and take turn and turn about stirring that inevitable pot 1 t of mush for breakfast We also had a custom that every member around the festive board had to recite a verse erse of Scripture on the principle of no text test no l mush It was Ray week to cook and we boys suffered accordingly like the famous young oung stoic stole with the fox un der his hb girdle however we bore our cross with Christian fortitude and murmured not a word On this th i particular morning it was cold wet and dreary dr r To add to our trials the mush was if it anything more lumpy than heretofore Thep resident of ot the conference George Geo e Shorten of Ogden opened the ball baU with a recitation from Job while the others followed suit with assorted as texts At last it came caine to Em mett Howells turn he Is now a county count treasurer up tip in Idaho With a sigh of resignation as he thoughtfully toyed with I his spoon and looked reproachfully at the bowl of porridge before him he plaint fully murmured Hebrews xiii S 8 The Bame Bamo yesterday today and forever and then a piece of plaster fell felt from the ceil cell Ing Ray McCUne said the remark was wan totally uncalled for |