Show SMILES Papa said little Isaac vot is vun hunderdt per zent It dependts on zirgumstances replied Rlngsheimer Vun hunderdt per zent is small profit but a larch undt oudtraichus seddle ment ohf your debts Harlem Life I What is that dog good for any how asked Cynlcus pointing to Ca I niss St Bernard which was lying near by looking dignified Good for I retorted Canis that dog is a per fect gentleman hes not supposed to be good for anyth ngPuck Will any one tell me shouted the prohibition orator who save those engaged in this accursed traffic get any benefit from it And a voice from the audience replied Well were apayin you 50 a night Detroit De-troit Tribune A young gentleman was passing an examination in physics He was asked What planets were known to the ancients an-cients Well fir he replied there j I were venus ana JupIter andafter a pauscI thirik the earth but I am I not quite certain1 TitBits I My son said Mr Binks with a frown Mr Waldorf tells me he was < hit behind the ear with a piece of put i i ty this morning Were you the boy I that blew that piece of putty r j cannot say papa said Willie Pieces I of putty are so much alike that I doubt if I could identify mine Harpers I Har-pers Bazar FatherHere Im giving you an expensive ex-pensive education so that you shall become a lawyer hoping that you may eventually occupy a position on the bench and you spend your time going to prize fights and the races Son Its a necessary part of my studies father I want to become a police jus tice some day Brooklyn Uti < At the Revival Meeting Stranger I should like to say a few words tonight to-night Leader dont know have you had a career of crime been a drunkard or anything of that sort StrangerNo indeed I can truly say I have alawys led a correct life Leader Lead-er All very well no doubt but the people wont care to listen to youlf Youd better stay however and herrtt Bruiserboy the reformed pugilist anoj Mole the saved sneakthief Both of cm are rattlers Boston Transcript |