Show A PARROT SEIjUOM FORGErS A maiden lady once had a line talking bird but being subject to headaches she often put him in the kitchen The cook objected and said to Polly You horrid thing Iwish you wore dead Polly soon learned this and when hip mistJe3s got better anti took him lo her own room he said you horrid thing I wish you were dead This shocked the delicate little lady I One day hb met her rector and after he had inquired about her health ho said I I How < II i Polly Then she old him how Polly had affected affect-ed her nerves The rector sad send bite to spend a month with my bird Ho may forget it She immediately accepted his offer In duo time Polly was sent home and as soon as his mistress went to the cage PoI j ly Po-I saluted her with You horrid thing I wish you w re dead We beseech theo to hear us good lord 1 New York Recorder |