Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1891-12-04 | Page 4 | Splinters of Mirth

SPLINTERS OF MIRTH Some men imagine that their wrongs mature immediately after their wedding rites Yonkers Gazette Fig leaf costumes havo not been In style since I very early times The Rodfern garment Is the nearest approach to It that we have now Boston Post A New Haven man has worn tho same ooat or fiftyfive years But then he lives in the land of steady habits Xinghampton Leader Hunter Thats a funny name for a gun why do you call U duty GuideWell sir 30 seo its kinder fcwi to discharge Ifeio York Herald John eAtd tbe wife of the dying man here is Dr PronfwTy come to talk to you Toll him Ill see hA ut the funeral gasped John New York Sun What over made you make Bracklns a present pres-ent of a pocketcomb Hes as bald as a billiard bill-iard ball This just It I want to make him think 1 never enticed it Washington Star Why the baby Is getting his fathers hair exclaimed Aunt Sue energetically Yes ro plied Uncle George I noticed that its papas bald fayot is getting bigger Epoch With apples a cent a pound and flour three times as high it will always remain a mystery why a railroad eating house pie Is so much crust and so litto viscera Bradford Era