Show PoohBahs Soliloquy WHAT I HAVE DONE When polygamy was dead I dug up the head To buy my family bread The fake worked so well The Mormons I sent to hell My lean swag to swell The Edmunds bill did kill But I came to the mill And did collect the bill With 810000 a year The Liberals need not fear But that I will be most dear As long as there is swill My lean stomach to fill I never will be still Ill knife them in the back Their cities I will sack And put them on the rack From Michigan I came Without much of a name But I got there just the same I For I am slick as grease And with me theres no peace And strife will never cease The Liberals are my tools I count them all but fools Andwind them up like spools WAX WORKS |