Show When Maids Disagree SceneMy ladys chamber Eunice Helen Rose and Lillian sisters recovering recover-ing from the ball from which they have just returned Small sister Tot dozing in crib EuniceHow handsome he is HelenWho Eunice Will Edgemore HelenIndeed he is and he danced with me twice EuniceHe took me to supper RoseI sat out three numbers with him in the conservatory Lillian I do not care to repeat what lie said to me but I must warn the rest of you not to feel too satisfied Eunice Really I am not worrying HelenNor L Rose Nor I Lillian We cant all have him and I thought I might prevent your wasting valuable time EuniceOh thank you HelenI presume Lillian that you would intimate that he was really tender ten-der Lill ian Perhaps 1 RoseDid he kiss you Dont blush EunicePossibly lie was just interrupted inter-rupted in his proposal How was it Lillian demurely Never mind how it was until am ready to tell you EuniceWill you dont frighten me a bit Ill go into a pool of a pound of candy apiece as to which of us wins in this little race Lillian Ill do it Rose So will L HelenAnd I Little Tot discovered to be wakeI hope youll settle it soon Im candy hungry Voice of Brother Jack from the stairs Say girls have you heard the news about Will Edgemore Chorus excitedlyNo what is it Brother JackHe has just announced I his engagement to Fan Darling I EAEfFUI SILENCE Little TotGirls how are you going to decide that pool CONTINUED SILENCE Little Tot brightly Ill tell you what Ill do Ill ask him which of you came nearest to getting him Chorus emphatically Dont you ever dare to speak of it again Lillian I wonder why ho paid us so much attention tonight Voice of Brother JackWe have a great joke on him Fan has made him promise to dance only with wall flowei till theyre married Ha ha FURTHER SILENCE Chorus Lets go to bed I CURTAIN Munseys Weekly d Q 11 r |