Salt Lake Herald | 1891-12-05 | Page 4 | Cuttings and Witlings

CUTTING AND WITLINGS Up In nrmsthe baby Washington Star The best thing a roan can get out of politics is himself Elmira Gazelle Mostyn Halo meeting a friend in the rain Very disagreeable isnt itt Friend Which i the weatheror the cigarette Puck Joblots There is one thing about heaven that I shall like Immensely Dr Thirdly What is that Joblots It wont be closed on Sunday Xew York Herald A Washington correspondent reports that Uncle Jerry Rusk has got the presidential itch There is no doubt that he would get well scratched in this vicinity lioston Herald Mrs Crimsonbeak see by this paper that New Yorkers will soon run out of water Mr Criinsonbcak Well I hope they will not look as forlorn as some I aw run out of water at the seaside last summer Yonters Sat iWlQlI So you have got twins at your house said Mrs Bezumbc to little Johnny Saluolson Yes mam two of em What aro you going to call tbemi Thunder and Lightning Why those arc strange names to call children I Well thats what pa called em as scon as he heardthcy were in the bouse Jexas SiJtings