Show ALL SORT OF ITEll The old cfaapswho wore srmorwere the firat mail earners Boston Mullet The profeilor awimrntnc3choolis very prtrxrly a Doctor of divein ity Hartford Journal A printer never wants to have his fingers = in another mans pieBostou JiHlttlH The fact that a man has not cut his hair for ten or twelve years need not necessarily imply toni he ns eccentric He may be bald Paorie frill We dO wish to deter anybody from being poite bflt we caneth pobervlDg bat many a man has been a heavy loser througn u civil actiun Bostou Poii A news item states that a girl in Wisconsin Wis-consin has live tythree days on lure She must have married labor agitator and 11 > unable to earn her own living It I is lucky for her that she can live on afro Tne Philadelphia News praises the average newspaper A paper that does that Is very original it will presently I give us an essay on the advantages of erebrospinal meningitis The JuJi A minister not long ago preached from tnt text JJeye therefore stead fun But the printer made them expound irom It1 e there for break fast tarA A man in Georgia Las married a woman who nas no nose He 13 perhaps a wise man and was led to the alliance because he knew if he went out with the boys at night his wife could not smell his breath when he came homeN O tituttt A lady called on a local dentist the other day for professional service and as the gentleman of the forceps examined ex-amined her mouth he askek if she wanted the tooth extracted No said sheeuiphalicalli 41 want it pulled our Springfield Uni r J A fen le of an uncertainage was askeu by a census taker How old are iou madame Thirty years she replied Thats what you told me last census ten years ago Well Im not one ot the kind of women who tell one story one time and another story another Siftmrji Mrs AI see that they have a Russian Rus-sian drosky in Central Park New York Mrs BHave they indeed But I wasnt aware that droskies were used in Russia 1 thought they were confined exclusively to Venice dear Venice where we used to sail in them for hours at a time It was so romantic roman-tic Boston Transcript Charles Caughlinof Pbiladdphiahad JotttO stolen from him A neighboring woman dreamed that it was hidden away in a hayloft and she climbed up and found all but f IOOO in a handkerchief handker-chief She was at once arrestd for not dreaming where the balance was and a search of her house brought the missing mis-sing sum to lieht Detroit SrccFrcu The D oprietor of a Chicago boarding house told a new servant just from the old country to cracksome hickory nuts for the boarders An hour later the girl very red iu the lace with ten moist and wellshattered nuts on a plate flounced iuto her mistress room and said with earnestness If yes think mum OIm going to crack all tbim nuts ye are miahtaken Oll lave this place first Oi nearly broke me teeth splitting thins tin and Oill crack no more I A Mikado Trio LUll Lauglry Violet Cameron May Fort escuc The Three Three little maids from Eng land we Cheeky as actresses can be Trying et11 capture fortunes three Three little maids no fools Lily Everything is a source of cash tolet Each one is aided by a math Xay Nothing our nerve can eer abash TAe FArce Three little maids no fools Three little maidens mercenary Worked by a scandal temporary Talent is quite subsidiary I Jietl ea1 Three little maid no fools Lily One little maid has a New York dude lvelstTwo little maids who their lords obtrude Jfay Three little maids all of talent crude The Thrtc The three little maids no foot Hay One little maid won a big bankbook bank-book Lilt Two little maids have their husbands hus-bands shook IMtt Three little maids come your cash to hook Tke Three Three little maids no fools Three little maidens mercenary mercen-ary etc Chicago Ranbler Sunset Cox Expect 1Vr On his return to New York Sunday Minister Cox was asked How does the eastern question look to you 7 Matters at present look very blue War Is liable to occur at any moment I To explain the situation properly would take some time Russia wants Constan Inople is the old saying and this time she will get pretty near there She first wants Bulgaria and is near getting it Her hostility to Prince Alexander was well known He was made to run jut came Back again The next time he must have thought there was no use of fighting Russian influence so he went away of his own free will This I think was very foolish The people were all with him and he might just as well have remained Now Russia will get Bulgaria tnen Eastern Roumelia and she is over the Balkans and within a stones throw of Constantinople The treaty of Berlin says Russia must stop at the mountains but what does she care for this Did she not fortify Baum Ba-um right In the face of Europe and the treaty England to be sure made a slight protest but what good did it u01 Of course when Russia makes this move there will be a great row Austria is looking with envious eyes on part of that territory aud if she can get Germanys help she will fight for it When we were at Bucharest the streets were full of Russian officers who talked very loudly about what they would do I expect war at any day |