| Show EVENTS AND COMMENTS t Lmt tHiTRST the Jelectrfcgirlwill f soon have ° iI litatOrs in all parts of the country So FAn as reports have reached us there have been no more elopements with coachies since the MorosiI1i escapade I 1 I t i r 1 I fl t t f i U r SAP iir BERXH IBDT is said to lie a coming I com-ing event but it is scarcely necessary to mention why she does not cast her 1 shadow before t LOGAN lis credited withythe iren ark F c that the grand old Republican party I stands on the brink of an abscess but will be equal to the exegesis I t i r WILL theyneverlet these Poor women t alone Now they credit Belva A Lock wood rwith sajing Mrs Hayes mns President for foryears I dont see why I shouldnt be j sir v1 eZ f a t THE CouiUEn Journal Jay Goulds income is said to be q S 4 a minutep If Jay I I I f were to come out as a workingmans i i l nndrantimononoly candidate for the Presidency he would give Butler a closeR close-R run CTTTT7TJ L l4 l1 I IF THERE is anything calculated tot to-t arouse a womans ireut is < to read through talf a column ofSmairtypeheaded jf J Pretty Womans Secret and then disc dis-c cover that it is an advertisement of a patent beautifier I I 1 rJI to t i J l n i 11 < rtes ty t qj + ESTEEMtur exchange tY Stcs two I i rh efOI mn8 ofc crmbe ew it iPM in Watermelon and yet it is safe to assert that new things in watermelon i never made half such trouble as new I melon in a small boy t I 1 Ietit A f I ji HALF THE O value of anything to be done consists in doing it i p i promptly says an exchange It id respectfully i tl re-spectfully intimated that the above t might be applicable to paving for your ks f r r n newspaper 11 t i l A1 As IAMATKUU poet bcg oils Qift late t effusion as follows I am not dead Before one has waded half through It l i I i however he begins to wish the poet had i not told thetruth i t t 1 V i + I ANXIOUS INQUIREP When you say i i that you have found the milk in the I jt I I cocoanut it is merely another way oft j 1 of-t I I stating that YO1Jlaye dot the facts n a I utshellPm1 BadsubnaSbon r I > trk + milk IS n t a Ta dtit it fl eIy a fancy I New York milk at least I I 1 w v I I THE ST Louis police board has ordered that all shields or badges that have I I been presented to the police of that s i city be thrown in a common heap and j I i melted the proceeds going to the patrol I j relief fund This leads a wicked Xew I I r York paper to remark that it perhaps II t might be a good idea for the police coin I mLsioners of Gotham to make a similar I order Roth regard to she t4of the finest and resent themjto the w idows and orpHans of die men who have been brained by them for winter use as fire j 1 rOQc I 1 II I i t J I I Li r I i IDESCRIBIXG THE feats of Miss Hurst j j the electric girl in conversation the 1 1H t 1 other evening a prominent physician related some curious experiments of his j d j own in charging his body with electricity 1 1 I elec-tricity By placing thick disks of glass I f under < < the legs ofa wooden stool upon J I i which he was sitting with his feet It resting upon one of the crossbars he I I was able to accumulate in a few minutes s sF F 4 a charge capable of producing sharp detonations k de-tonations in a table upon which hem 1 I he-m placed his lingers By sprinkling fine F w I I sand upon the table he traced the lines t of vibration from his finger tips to the 1 i I points of explosion where the sand was I t I I arranged in the form of rings l I THE IAKD on which the battle of Gettysburg f Get-tysburg lwar fought is to be purchased y I1 and a driveway opened along the line t of battle from Devils Den at the foot t 1 of Round Top through the wheat field a e i to the peach orchard to afford an op h portumt tj for mtn1n nts to be greeted too mark the position of troops Veterans j of the various military organizations I l that took parkin the battle are invited to assemble at Gettysburg on the evening even-ing of September 30th to aid in laying t out the avenue to indicate the positions r occupied their respectivecommands s I October 1st and 2d will be devoted to I q that work followed by a general review i I Ji Qf the field i I 11 J 1 tj As ACTRESS who has hitherto spoken on I the stage with a strong French accent = is this season free from the slightest trace of itf How did you cometo lose tl yotfr dialect j hp was asked Well Ill tell you about that she replied this is the first burlesque part I ever I 1 played and I felt like a fool in my costume I cos-tume on the opening night I was dumb for an instant after my entry and I when I got my voice I forgot all about I the Frenchinees What was the use of resuming after jihad given itaway like that rEzAlm a hostof Patient theatregoers fervently wish that stage few other foreigners i A fright would serve a r I Y t ers in like manner i J j |
