Show Not Heard in a Hotel Here my good fellow said an English lord at a Philadelphia hotel table as he slyly laid a dollar under his napkin What is that fprV asked the waiter without moving For Why tbat is for you Take it For me and why for met me-t urely you must understand whispered the lord in astonishment that is your tip I never give less than a dollar You are mistaken sir said the waiter drawing himself up haughtily haught-ily I am paid by the landlord for my services I accsj 1 no tips I anj an American N BThis was told us by a hotelman hotel-man who said he hoped to die if it was not true We are expecting every moment to hear of his death Philadelphia Call |