Show AT LAST they have found it and everybody should be happy that is to say everybody but the rum drinkers and they should be happier than anybody else What has been found is the kala nut which is said to be an instantaneous cure for drunkenness It so operates upon the taste as to render the very flavor fla-vor of all alcoholic beverages nauseous and extremely offensive Prohibitory laws will hereafter be useless and temperance campaigns a thing of the past The nuts are both cheap and easily obtained It ought not to take long to cure the race of drinking and turn rum shops into grocery stores and distilleries distil-leries into vinegar works There are enough teetotalers in the world to soon apply the remedy to both drunkards and tipplers How easy it would be to administer kala Dills to mankind and set the whole human family as one man against alcohol in all itsforms 1 Neal Dow could cure half of Maine while he is by the old and inefficient method of prohibitory laws reforming re-forming a solitary guzzler and a good active temperance society could close the saloons of a city in a week It is a London teetotaler who has discovered the beneficial qualities of the kala nut and he is anxious to organize clubs for administering ad-ministering the remedy to fallen bleareyed humanity |